Gelijk ofdat Hamlet zei: the truth will out!
04-07-03 12:53:40 PM Emperor-Jay
Here’s the real reason we started this war:
Back in 2002 iraqi forces, after years of searching, finally located the biblical Garden of Eden in a hidden cavern undernith King Nebuchadnezzar’s ziggurat. Using the fruit from the Tree of Life, Saddam created four Evangelion-esque angel warriors. These four angels are suppose to be the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse. Saddam intends to unleash their wrath on humanity but not before he himself eats the fruit of life, thus becoming a god.
US intellegence planted by Big Brother -AKA The Anti-Christ- uncovered this plot. Big Brother wants the fruit for himself so that he may become strong enough to kill Jesus Christ(who is really a super powerful, beneviolent, alien/human hybrid) and assume complete dominance over the entire universe.
WE MUST PRAY THAT JESUS STOPS BIG BROTHER IN TIME, OR THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WILL BE DOOMED TO AN ETERNITY OF SLAVERY.