The SQL query from hell:

SELECT count(log_id) as tot, max(log_datetime) as latest,
case charindex(‘&’,right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)+1))-1
when -1 then lower(left(right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)-1),len(right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)+1))-1))
else lower(left(right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)-1),charindex(‘&’,right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)+1))-3))
end
FROM  tblLog
WHERE  log_referer LIKE ‘%q=%’

GROUP BY case charindex(‘&’,right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)+1))-1
when -1 then lower(left(right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)-1),len(right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)+1))-1))
else lower(left(right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)-1),charindex(‘&’,right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)+1))-3))
end
as
log_referer

ORDER BY tot desc, case charindex(‘&’,right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)+1))-1
when -1 then lower(left(right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)-1),len(right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)+1))-1))
else lower(left(right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)-1),charindex(‘&’,right(log_referer,len(log_referer)-charindex(‘q=’,log_referer)+1))-3))
end

Ja meneer, da werkt. Nee meneer, ik ben niet beschaamd. ­čÖé

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