By popular request: how to get your very own nifty FSM corner ribbon thingy floating over your very own website. In five easy steps. [see it in action here]
1. Download this PNG file:
2. Upload the PNG file to your server of choice.
3. Add the following HTML code to you page, just before the closing </body>
tag:
<div id="fsm" onclick="document.location='http://yourlink'"></div>
Replace yourlink
by your favourite FSM link. May I suggest Wikipedia? Course I may!
4. Add the following CSS code to your page:
<style>
#fsm {
position: absolute;
right: 0;
top: 0;
width: 200px;
height: 200px;
cursor: pointer;
filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src='http://yourserver/fsm.png');
}
#fsm[id] {
position: fixed;
background-image: url("http://yourserver/fsm.png");
}
</style>
Replace “http://yourserver” with the location you uploaded the file to, e.g. http://site.typepad.com/images.
5. Save your page, reload, curse because you mistyped something, double-check everything, find the oversight and correct it—Hey presto! A floating transparent FSM thing on your web page!
Written while listening to: Michelle Shocked – The Texas Campfire Tapes – The Secret Of A Long Life (Is Knowing When It’s Time To Go)
Prima! Met humor kom je een heel stuk verder. Persoonlijk ben ik meer fan van het artikel in The Onion “http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2“ dan van het Spaghetti Beest, maar smaken verschillen. [Het is een strijd die aanvankelijk de moeite niet lijkt gestreden te moeten worden. Tot de verstomming toeslaat.]
Of deze flashy cartoon! “http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2005/08/25/fioresuper.DTL“