Big bottom

Bas!

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’, that’s what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo!

BIG BOTTOM!
BIG BOTTOM!
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got em!
Big bottoms drive me outta my mind!
How could I leave this behind?!

I met her on Monday, it was my lucky bun day, if you know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day, you know what I mean.
My love gun’s loaded, and she’s in my sights.
Big babies waiting there inside her tights.

BIG BOTTOM!
BIG BOTTOM!
Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got em!
Big bottoms drive me outta my mind!
How could I leave this behind?!

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I’d like to sink her, with my flesh torpedo!

BIG BOTTOM!
BIG BOTTOM!
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got em!
Big bottoms drive me outta my mind!
How could I leave this behind?!

Op Live Earth, 25 jaar later, met alle basspelers in het huis:

7 reacties op “Big bottom”

  1. of zoals de hooggeëerde Zappa pleegde te zeggen:

    Some girls try it ‘n’ go on a diet
    Then they worry ’cause they’s too fat
    Who wants t’ride on a ironin’ board?
    That ain’t no fun…I tried me one

    Grow that meat all over yer bones
    Work the wall with the local jones
    ‘N’ while you do it, remember this line
    The Sniffer says it all the time

    “THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE BETTER THE PUSHIN’
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE BETTER THE PUSHIN’
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION, THE BETTER THE PUSHIN’
    THE BIGGER THE CUSHION…”

  2. Gisteren hoorde ik de naam Vuijlsteke vallen op Radio1 ivm een wedstrijd voor Crowded House… was it you? Zo ja… iets gewonnen?

  3. Ah, Spinal Tap. Mijn favoriet is toch de Stones-parodie Gimme some money:

    Your face is ok but your purse is too tight.

    Priceless. Ok, en Stonehenge ook. Mét de dansact van de dwergen.

  4. Neen, Zappa rules, vanzelfsprekend. Zette de bakens voor de tekst, zoals Bart terecht opmerkte.

    Als je dan al iets met veel bas uitprobeert is er o a ( in klassieke muziek, maakt niet uit) het Aerts bass quartet ( VL).

    Dit nummer is zondermeer zéér slecht.

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