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So I was craving chocolate the other day, well ok I am always craving chocolate, but I finally decided to do something about it yesterday. I am a sucker for brownies and cookies so I figured why not put them together? And how about I throw in some dark chocolate chunks for good measure. They turned out delicious, slightly flaky on the outside, gooey and fudgy on the inside. AKA: The perfect chocolate fix.
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Everybody here is so into their personal drama. It’s pretty weird, I guess. There’s no room for a fat guy in all that stuff, though. Oh no, the fat guy can’t be involved in any romantic love triangles; he’d just drag everything down, right? It’d be like, an isosceles love triangle if you put fatty on one end.
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Son of a bitch! Of course! It’s the parents! That is exactly the kind of bullshit parents would do, isn’t it? I mean, it’s not like he’s saying he rode one, or hell, that he’s even seen one, because Mattel can’t release them. Nobody gets hoverboards! Fucking parents!
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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!).
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The child, 4-year-old Angelo Mendoza Jr., later told police, "My daddy ate my eyes."
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95 of 95 people found the following review helpful:
“Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.”
Mwoeha.