McCartney’s gal sucks air from room!. Heather Mills, please get over yourself; the Jolie-Voight vortex spins out of control; Britney sprains tongue. Plus: Zeta-Jones turns down underwear offer! [Salon.com]

Joe Conason’s Journal. Bush/Cheney’s private recount 2000 air force included planes from Enron, Halliburton — and Sallie Mae? [Salon.com]