Om een idee te geven: Ron Jeremy heeft volgens IMDB zijn filmdebuut gemaakt in Jesus Christ Superstar, en daarna in de volgende films meegespeeld: Women in Love, Tigresses… and Other Maneaters, Pink Champagne, Olympic Fever, Nanci Blue, Mystique, The Goodbye Girls, The Good Girls of Godiva High aka Godiva High, Coed Fantasy, Blonde in Black Silk, Inside Seka, Coed Fever, Ultra Flesh, This Lady Is a Tramp, Sizzle, The Seduction of Cindy, Pretty Looks, The Perils of Prunella, Luau Orgy, Girls U.S.A. aka Sex Ring International, Fascination, The Budding of Brie, Bon Appetit, The Affairs of Miss Roberts, Aunt Peg Goes Hollywood, Wanda Whips Wall Street aka Stocks and Blondes, Tara aka Seka Is Tara aka Soft & Sweet aka Tara Tara Tara, The Tale of Tiffany Lust aka Body Lust, Swedish Erotica 26, Swedish Erotica 14, Silky, Same Time Every Year, Roommates, Ring of Desire, The Pink Ladies, Minu: Acting Naturally, Manhattan Mistress aka Horny Temptress, Lips, Inside Hollywood, A Girl’s Best Friend, Games Women Play, Fast Cars, Fast Women, Erotic Interlude aka Hot Erotic Interludes, Dracula Exotica aka Love at First Gulp, Delicious, Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle, Debbie Does Dallas 2, Cosmopolitan Girls, Centerfold Fever, Cells of Passion, C.O.D. aka Manche mögens prall, Blue Jeans, Behind the Scenes of an Adult Movie, Bad Girls, Angel Buns, Amanda by Night, Taboo II, Wild Innocents aka Class of 90 aka Young and Innocent, Toys, Suzie Superstar, The Story of Prunella, The Starmaker, Scoundrels, Satisfactions, Personal Touch 1, Open Lips aka The Temptress, Object of Desire, Modesty Gold, The Mistress, Mascara, Marathon, Mandy’s Executive Sweet, Little Girls Lost aka Good Little Girls aka Lost Dreams, Liquid A$$ets, Inspirations, Forgive Me, I Have Sinned aka The Sinners, Foreplay, Expose Me Now, Dirty Looks, The Devil in Miss Jones, Part II aka DMJ II, Consenting Adults, Blonde Goddess, Babe, Angel in Distress, Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me, When She Was Bad, Sweet Young Foxes, Sweet Dominance, Sulka’s Wedding, The Stimulators, Oriental Techniques of Pain and Pleasure aka Oriental Techniques of Love and Pleasure, Mud Madness aka 3-D Mud Madness, Moments of Love, Malibu Summer aka Malibu Heat, Kneel Before Me, Intimate Realities 1, Hitchhiker, Heaven’s Touch, Golden Girls 6, Girlfriends, Fleshdance, Flesh & Fantasy, Fantasy Follies, Endless Lust, Dreams of Pleasure, Daughters of Emmanuelle, Corrupt Desires, Caught From Behind 2: The Sequel, The Casting Couch, California Valley Girls, Bad Girls II, Alley Cats: The Saga of the Raging Cow aka Alley Cats aka Backstreet Alley Cat, All-American Girls 2: In Heat, Working it Out, An Unnatural Act, A Taste of Paradise, Taboo III, Stiff Competition, Smoker, Raw Talent, The Pink Lagoon aka Return to Paradise, A Little Bit of Hanky Panky, Kinky Business, Holly Rolling, For Your Thighs Only, First Time at Cherry High, Eat at the Blue Fox, Desire, Cherry Cheesecake, Behind the Scenes, Aphrodesia’s Diary, All the Way In aka All the Way, Your the Boss, Young and Restless 2, You Make Me Wet, WPINK-TV, Working Girls, The Wizard of Ahh’s, Whore of the Worlds, We Love to Tease, Treasure Chest, Taija: Sizzling Hot, Sweet Little Things, Swedish Erotica 57, Suzie Superstar II, Supergirls Do General Hospital, Soaking Wet, Snatchbuckler, Sky Pies, Sex Shoot, Sex Fifth Avenue, Sex Change Girls, Scandalous Simone, Peek a Boo Gang, One Hot Night of Passion, Once Upon a Madonna, Naughty Cheerleaders, Nasty, Naked Lust, Lusty Adventurer, Hot Blooded, Hollywood Heartbreakers, Holly Does Hollywood, Hard to Swallow, Greek Lady, Girls of the Third Reich, TheGirls of the A Team, Ginger On the Rocks, Educating Mandy, Eaten Alive, Debbie Does Dallas 3, Caught From Behind 4, Caught From Behind 3, Candy Stripers Part II, Blue Ice, American Babylon aka Babylon USA, Amber Aroused, WPINK-TV 2, The Vamp, Uncensored Sex Shows Volume 8: Inside Christy Canyon, Ultimate Lover, Star Angel, Sleazy Susan, Sex Appeal, Sex Aliens, Little Romance, Immoral Majority, Hot Chocolate 2, Girls of Paradise, Garter Charter Tours, Forbidden Bodies, Electric Blue 43, Electric Blue 42, Ebony Humpers 2, Double Standards, Dirty Harriet, Club Ginger, Chocolate Kisses, Chocolate Candy 3, Cheating, Channel 69, Candy Stripers 3, California Reaming, Big Top Cabaret, Bad Girls IV aka More Bad Girls: The Story Continues, Backdoor to Hollywood 2, Backdoor Brides Part 2, 52 Pick-Up, Young and Innocent, Who’s Dat Girl, Wet Workout aka Amber Lynn’s Wet Workout, Valet Girls, Star Cuts 37: Buffy Davis aka Star Cuts: Buffy Davis Volume Seven #37, Space Vixens, Sins of the Wealthy 2, Sexperiences, Pretty Peaches 2, Phone Sex Girls, Peek-a-Boo, Party Animals, Oriental Jade, My Party Doll, Love Lotion #9, Holly Does Hollywood Again aka Holly Does Hollywood 2, Good ‘n’ Plenty, Ginger’s Hawaiian Scrapbook, Gazongas, Firestorm 2, Fancy Flesh Volume 5, Erotic Starlets 22: Christy Canyon, Dr. Blacklove, Double Penetrations 2, Dirty Blondes, Devil in Miss Jones 4: The Final Outrage, Deep Throat II, Crystal Blue, Critical Positions, Crazy with the Heat, Club Bed, Casing the Crack, California Girls 13, Blow Off, Black on Black, Black Angel, The Big Tit Orgy, Best of Caught from Behind, Bare Essentials aka Earthly Delights, Attack of the Monster Mammaries, American Dream Girls, Warm Bodies, Hot Nights, Star Flix Volume 417, Sophisticated Lady, Shaved Sinners 2, The Pleasure Chest, Platinum Princess, The Pearl Divers, Party Wives, Only the Strong Survive, Much More Than a Mouthful 2, Mouth to Mouth, Magic Pool, Little Red Riding Hood, Lilith Unleashed, Honeybuns 2: Grecian Formula, The Great Sex Contest, Every Man’s Fancy, Deep Inside Ginger Lynn, Coming in America, Cheek-a-boo, Caught From Behind 8, Carnal Possessions, Can’t Beat the Feeling, Ball in the Family, Backstage, Backdoor to Hollywood 6, Backdoor to Hollywood 4 aka Backdoor to Hollywood 4: Barbii’s Way, Backdoor Lust, All for One, 21 Hump Street, Dead Bang, XTV 1, Words of Love, Wild Women 19: Elle Rio, Wacky World of X-Rated Bloopers, Two Women & a Man, Twenty Something 2, Sound F/X, Soaked to the Bone, Sinners 3, Sex on the Town, Savage Fury 2, Pleasure Is My Business, Phantom X, Party in the Rear, Legends of Porn II, Lauderdale aka Spring Break USA aka Spring Fever USA, The Joy of Sec’s, Invitation Only, I Dream of Christy, Hot Services, Hot Scalding, Hershe Highway 2, Hershe Highway aka Love on the Hershe Highway, Hawaii Vice 8 aka The Solution, Hawaii Vice 3 aka Beyond the Badge, Hawaii Vice 2 aka Deadly Game aka Hawaii Spice 3, Fat Ends, Dreamwalk, Dirty Tricks, Dangerous, Coming on Strong, Caught From Behind 12, Caught From Behind 11, Caught From Behind 10, Caged Fury, Big Top Cabaret 2, Between My Breasts 6, Bad Mama Jama Busts Out, Bad Mama Jama and the Fat Ladies of the Evening, Backdoor to Hollywood 6, At the Pornies aka Sissy and Egbert at the Pornies, Anal Attraction, Women in Need, The Wild Wild Chest, Twenty-Something, Tit Tales aka Tit Tails, Three Men and a Geisha, Tailgunners, Suzanne’s Grand Affair, The Specialist, Sam Kinison Banned, Opportunity Knocks, Night Vibes, Lonely Is the Night, The Last X-rated Movie, The Last X-rated Movie 4, The Last X-rated Movie 3, The Last X-rated Movie 2, Lady of the House, The Honeymoon: The Bride’s Running Behind, Holly Does Hollywood 4, Head Nurse, Girls, Girls, and More Girls, Fun in a Bun, Dreams Cum True, The Dane Harlow Story, Con Jobs, Cocktails, Cicciolina e Moana ai mondiali aka Mundial sex, Cheeks 3, As Cute as They Cum, 900 Desert Strip, Casting Agency, X Factor: The Next Generation aka X-factor 2, Vow of Passion, Voodoo Vixens, Up the Gulf, Unveil My Love, Two Times a Virgin, Swedish Erotica Hard 17, Suburban Seduction, Special Treatment, Sirens, Opening Night, The Only Game in Town, Lethal Passion, The Harder Way, Formal Affair, Fatliners 2, Le Donne di Mandingo aka Passionate Lovers, Dick-tation, Dial 666 for Lust, Catalina Sixty Nine, Call Girl, Breasts and Beyond 2, Blue Angel, Blow Out, Big Tit Orgy 3, Bi-Analist, The Anus Family, Analita campagnola aka Sexy Country Girl, Americans Most Wanted, The Adventures of Buttgirl & Wonder Wench, You Said a Mouthful, Wicked Thoughts, Vice Versa, Two Women, Twister, Tutti i frutti aka Erotic Games, Taylor Wayne’s World, Smeers, Seymore Butts: In the Love Shack, Ready, Willing and Anal, Oriental Treatment 3: The Lost Empress, My Sex Life As a Ghost, Mind Trips, The Love Doctor, Jugsy, Jennifer 69, Immoral Support, I Am Desire, Headlines, Good the Bad and the D-Cups, Goddaughter 4, Goddaughter 3, Goddaughter 2, Gang Bang Girl 5, Gang Bang Girl 2, Gang Bang Girl, French Open, The Flintbones, Flashpoint, The Feast, The Erotic Adventures of the Three Musketeers, Ejacula, la vampira, Ejacula 2, Dixie Dynamite and the All-Star Tit Queens, Dirty Dixie, The D.P. Man, The D.P. Man 2, Confessions 2, Confessions 1, Confessions, Caught From Behind 16: The Reunion, Business and Pleasure, Boobs Butts and Bloopers 1, Blue Angel, Bikini Beach Race aka The Sex Puppets, Battle of the Ultra Milkmaids, Arabika, Adult Video News Awards 1992, The Worst Porno Ever Made with the Best Sex, Who Killed Holly Hollywood?, What’s Butt Got to Do with It, Wendy Is Watching, Voyeurism 1, Super Hornio Brothers, Seymore Butts Is Blown Away, Seymore Butts in Paradise, Sex in abissi, Raunchy Remedy, Raincoat Fantasies, Nikki’s Nightlife, The Maddams Family, Madame Hiney: The Beverly Hills Butt Broker, Loads of Fun 4, Legal Briefs, Jailhouse Cock, Indecent Offer, I Love Juicy, I Dream of Tiffany, I Dream of Teri, The Hustlers, Hungry 2, Housewife From Hell, Hollywood Studs, Hollywood ’94: Butts Abound, Hard to Stop, Guys Who Suck Their Own Cocks, Buttman’s Paris Vacation, Buttman’s Hollywood Adventure aka Buttman’s Hollywood Vacation, Gang Bang Girl 11, Gang Bang Girl 10, The Fluffer, The Fluffer 2, Dirty Tricks, Depraved Fantasies, The Couch Trap, Colossal Orgy, Cheerleader Nurses 2 aka Return of the Cheerleader Nurses, Cheerleader Nurses, Caught from Behind 18, The The Butt Sisters aka Anal Adventures of the Butt Sisters, Butt Hole Boulevard aka California Cruizin: Butt Hole Boulevard, Bra Busters 2, Bone Alone, Black Babes in Heat, Bimbonese 101, Best of Christy Canyon, Beaver & Buttcheeks, Bad Side of Town, Bachelor Party, Le Avventure erotiX di Cappuccetto Rosso, Anal Attraction 2, Adult Video Nudes, The Bad and the Subhumanoid Class of Nuke ‘Em High 3: The Good, The Chase, Killing Zoe, John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut, Wedding Vows, Walk on the Wild Side, Undercover Lover, Tail Taggers 120, Tail Taggers 118, Tail Taggers 115, Superstar Sex Challenge, Stripper Nurses, Straight A’s, Stiff Competition 2, Starbangers 6, The Stand-up, The Spa, South Beach Academy, Sloppy Seconds, Rump Reamers, Reservoir Bitches, Private Video Magazine 9, Performer of the Year, Naughty in Nature, Natural Pleasure, Natural Born Thrillers, Hootermania, Haunted Nights, Hardcore, Fun ‘4’ All, Fresh Meat aka Psycho X, French Made, Dracula, Dirt Bags, Depraved Fantasies 2, The Dangerous, The Crack, Colossal Orgy 2, Caught From Behind 19, Le Casalinghe P… gli stalloni, Candy Factory, The Butt Sisters Do Las Vegas, Butt Bangers Ball, Bunny Bleu: A Gang Bang Fantasy, Boobs a Poppin’, Bloopers, Blonde Angel, Big Boobs In Buttsville aka Seymore Butts 28, Backing In 6, The Backdoor Bandit, Bachelor Party 2, Anal Queen, American Dream Girls, All I Want for Christmas Is a Gang-Bang, Adult Video News Awards 1994, 2 Baggers, Titman’s Pool Party, Depraved Fantasies 4: The Undead, The XXX Files: Lust in Space, World’s Biggest Gang Bang, What’s Up, Tiger Pussy?, What’s the Lesbian Doing in My Pirate Movie?, What’s a Nice Girl Like You Doing in an Anal Movie?, Vortex, Tropical Taboo, Tender Loving Care, Stuff Your Face Again, Starbangers 7, Snatch Masters 9, Snatch Masters 6, Sgt Peckers Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang, Sarah’s Inheritance, Radical Affairs 7, Pubic Access, Poolparty at Seymore’s 2, Poolparty at Seymore’s 1, Philmore Butts Hawaiian Anal Adventure, Perverted Stories II, Perverted Stories 3, Persia’s Back, Penitentiary, Out of My Mind, Notorious, Nasty Pants, Nasty Encounters, Mr. Stitch, The Matinee Idol, Interview: Backdoor Imports, Interview Caught In the Act, Impulse: Memories of an Italian Slut, Humpkin Pie, The Hollywood Starlet Search, Hienie’s Heroes, Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam, Fatal Illusion, Every Woman Has a Fantasy 3, Dementia, The Deep Inside Tyffany Million aka Best of Tyffany Million, The Deep Inside Crystal Wilder aka Best of Crystal Wilder, Cyberanal, Crystal Images, Crimson Thighs, Casting Call 9, Caged Heat 3000, Buttman at Nudes a Poppin’ 2, Black Babewatch, Because I Can, Ass Masters 5, Angel Wolf, Anal Al’s Adventures, All Amateur Perfect 10’s, Adult Video News Awards 1995, 40 Something and Still Hot, Scopophilia: Undressing the Adult Entertainment Industry, Screwed, Yin Yang Oriental Love Bang, World’s Biggest Gang Bang 2, Wild & Wicked 7, Way They Wuz, They Bite, Sunset and Divine: The British Experience aka Taken for Granted, Samantha and Co., Red Line aka Squanderers, Philmore Butts Goes Hollyweird, Perverted Stories 7, Perverted Stories 10, Nikki Loves Rocco, Jiggly Queens 3 aka Jiggly Queens Three, Interview: Foreign Affair, Illicit Affairs, Hindsight, Hero, Lover, Fool, Goldenbush, Frankenpenis aka John Wayne Bobbitt’s Frankenpenis, Cream on My Melons, Casting Call 16, Carnal Cuties, Busted, Blondes Who Blow, Angélique, Angel Sucks, Anal Jeopardy, Bone Chillers, Meet Wally Sparks, Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 2, George Wallace, Orgazmo, Wild Wild Chest 4, Weed’s Gang Bang Sixxx, Swinging in the Rain, Perverted Stories 14: Reality Check, New Wave Hookers 5 aka New Wave Hookers vs. The Next Generation, Lone Greasers, How to Suck a Dick, Georgia Peaches aka Mike South’s Georgia Peaches, Gang Bang Angels 2, Gang Bang Angels, Fuck My Dirty Shit Hole aka Robert Black’s Fuck My Dirty Shit Hole The Movie, Dirty Bob’s Xcellent Adventures 36, Dirty Bob’s Xcellent Adventures 35, Dirty Bob’s Xcellent Adventures 29, Cirque du sex 3, Cirque du sex 2, Black Cherry Coeds 3, Baron of Darkness, Abuse of Power, 87 and Still Banging, 1997 Miss Tight Ends Ass Contest, Broken Vessels, 54 aka Fifty-Four, World’s Biggest Anal Gang Bang, WADD: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes, Traci Lords: The E! True Hollywood Story, This Little Piggy Went to Porno, The Story of X, Spontaneous Xtasty 551, The Sexual Adventures of Melanie Stone: Live Sex Party, Nude World Order, How to Eat Pussy and Get Your Cock Sucked, Free at Last, Flat Out, Denial aka Something About Sex, Date from Hell, Cock Smokers, aka Vivid’s Buck Shot, Buck Shot, Border to Border, Booty Duty 5, Blowjob Fantasies 5, Art House, The Boondock Saints, Detroit Rock City, Sex: The Annabel Chong Story, Still Insatiable aka Marilyn Chambers Is Still Insatiable, Terror Firmer, Extremely Yours, Alana, The World’s Biggest Gang Bang III – The Houston 620, The Top 25 Adult Stars of All Time, Sluts Butts and Housewives, Real Doll the Movie Episode 1, Perfect Smiles, One Bad Day, Nymphomercials, Lil’ Darlings 4, If She Ruled the World, Hot House Tales, Fuck Pigs, Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part 4, Car Wash Angels 2, Bustin’ Into Las Vegas, Beautiful Models, The Sexmodellerne – det andet Hollywood aka Other Hollywood, American Virgin aka Live Virgin, Reindeer Games, Waiting, Supersize It!, San Fernando Jones & the Temple of Poon, More Than a Handful 9, Inside Porn, Eat Me!, Buttman at Nudes a Poppin’ 9, Big Boob Bukkake, Being with Juli Ashton, Ally McFeal, The Fluffer, Fugly, The Unknown Curse, Roadblock, Pornstar: The Legend of Ron Jeremy, Little White Chicks and Big Black Monster Dicks 11, Hell’s Highway, Grrl Power! 4, Gang Bang Whores Part 2, Big Time, Angryman, Cock Smokers 39, Spun, Ginger Lynn: The E! True Hollywood Story, The Rules of Attraction, Paris, Last Grave, Four Fingers of the Dragon, The Book of Orgazmo, en uiteindelijk dit jaar nog in Being Ron Jeremy.

Hmmm. Kunst? Of pornografie? Een zieke mens? Of wat? Zeer vreemd: Mitsuzumi Yoshiyuki, The living thing which was a long time ago.

En! Er is een film over the Hedgehog! Jawel: Ron Jeremy, the Movie. Die mens verdient het. Klein, dik, overal haar, zwart geverfd haar en zwarte oogschaduw, degoutant eigenlijk maar toch sympathiek. En waarschijnlijk de grootste porno-acteur ooit. Yay!

Damn, miserie met FOM/Backbone. Morgen is het demo voor IDF, en ik dacht die gasten een eenvoudige template van IDF rond MWS te tonen, met wat boeken van IDF zelf in Multivers en zo, en dan de FOM tonen.

Helaas, driewerf helaas: FOM zit met een ADO-probleem waardoor hij sommige artikelgegevens niet kan wegschrijven in zijn MDE, en als er dingen dan naar de website worden gestuurd, slaagt de backbone er niet meer in een artikellijst te tonen wegens problemen met de vrije velden.

Fuckety-fuck.

Ik zal dan eerst maar de strings verder doen voor i18n, en wachten tot Stijn na de film langskomt om verder te doen. Of neen, eerst de beschrijvingen van de IDF-producten in FOM steken, voor zover dat lukt.

Ik zou graag usability engineer worden, ik vind dat wel wijs in interfaces prutsen tot het min of meer werkt. En oplossingen vinden op problemen en zo.

Zouden ze bij NN/g [link] nog volk nodig hebben?

Ik vraag mij vaak af of ik mijn eerste hartaanval ga voelen aankomen? En of het steken in mijn longen of in mijn schouder zullen zijn.

Mysterie opgelost: het is een algemene uiting van verbazing, zoals alhier opgenomen in een lijst.

Ook zaken als “verders alles flex??” en “plak mij maar achter het behang” en “nou breekt me moterola” en “dat mijn lul er nu af mag vallen” 🙂

Die hollanders.

Kuno rapporteert een bug in MfWFOM, en hij besluit zijn mail met “Schiet mij maar lek!”. Hmmm. Wat zou hij bedoelen? Met andere hollandicismen als “tikgeit” en “ik ga daar niet over” is het meestal wel duidelijk, maar wat zou hij hiermee bedoelen?

Is het iets van “nou breek me klomp”? Of eerder iets van “ja, steek het maar weer op mij”? Of “geef mij maar suggesties om het probleem te vermijden”? Of “vraag maar raak”? Men heeft er het raden naar.

Even trawlen op Google.

Hm. Microsoft is gelijk een beetje traag. Zou dat aan XPsp1 liggen?

De computer is aan het opstarten, griezelig. Daarjuist bij het booten begon hij met een DOS-scherm: er zat nog een bootdiskette in met DOS 6.22.

Het bleef verdacht lang stil bij het opstarten, en nu hij weer aan staat, blijkt StyleXP niet meer te werken. Ik zal een update moeten gaan downloaden. En uiteraard doet ICQ nog altijd ambetant, met zijn RAS-problemen, en zal ik straks weer een “ICQ Links”-folder uit mijn favourites moeten gaan vissen.

Voor de rest ziet het er niet echt anders uit dan zonet.

XP service pack 1 is geïnstalleerd, computer booten. Da’s nu al de tweede keer in twee dagen. Nog maar 22 uur en 50 minuten geleden.

Naar de Turk geweest, en teveel gegeten. Zo met een vol gevoel beginnen aan die offerte voro het intranet, ’t is ook niet alles.

Ik zou eigenlijk nog de ENG dingen van de FOM-i18n willen bekijken.

Maar die offerte dus eerst. En dan wat? Kijken naar de presentatie voor morgen? Of naar templates en dingen?Pfff.

Nose To The Grindstone Day vandaag:

• i18n mfwfom (ik haat nederlandse programma’s, bah)


• offerte intranet u4agr


• presentatie idf / amercom belgië

Bah.

Als alles goed is, zou het weer moeten werken, van blog en alles.

Nose To The Grindstone Day vandaag:

• i18n mfwfom (ik haat nederlandse programma’s, bah)
  
• offerte intranet u4agr
  
• presentatie idf / amercom belgië

Bah.

Ik wil in Ierland gaan wonen.