Fuck the South

Qua rant kan het tellen:

Fuck the South. Fuck ’em. We should have let them go when they wanted to
leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they’d stay part
of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves – yeah,
those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We’re the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers
you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think
they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn’t bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries
were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia?
New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We’re not letting you visit the Liberty Bell
and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real
American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who
do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for
fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten
their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little
earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don’t get all uppity about
how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I’ve been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking
arrogant? What’s more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies?
I don’t think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means
to be American. And I wouldn’t be so fucking arrogant if I wasn’t
paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority
electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time
Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want
to, but you’re the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish
keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking
orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It’s your
money, not the government’s money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine
of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the
least… can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker,
they’re red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least
and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states. It’s not
your money, assholes, it’s fucking our
money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute
ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking
stop signs, assholes.

Let’s talk about those values for
a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because
the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every
day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest
divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s
fucking Massachusetts,
the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the
state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom
Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think
that’s just some aberration?
How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue
states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck
so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess?
10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we’re-so-fucking-moral states. And
while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you?
Yeah? Seems like you’re ruining it pretty well on your own, you little
bastards. Oh, but that’s ok because you go to church, right? I mean you
do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at
election time. Yes, we’re fascinated by how you get up every Sunday
morning and sing, and then you’re fucking towers of moral superiority.
Yeah, that’s a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don’t
talk about religion as much as you because we’re not so busy sinning,
hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you’re too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain’t us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over.
Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching,
confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and
shove it up your ass.

And no, you can’t have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

(helemaal gecopieerd omdat ik niet weet hoe lang het nog op www.fuckthesouth.com blijft staan)

32 reacties op “Fuck the South”

  1. You want another civil war? The South possesses 75 percent of the military bases in the USA. It holds 80 percent of the nuclear weapons along with the main source of producing fissile material. It also has the largest naval and air bases. Bring it on you son-of-an-immigrant scumbag.

  2. Hey, the red states would love to go in peace! Just think what would happen! After the red states had instituted their own laws, you’d see about a third of the blue state population and most of Alberta move to the red states. No more affirmative action means the blue states instantly get browner, because most of the minorities in the red states move to the blue states. Tough immigration laws in red states means blue states get the expense of keeping illegals. No protection for fags means you blue states keep ALL of those fudge packers. An end to government control over education means all the brains flow southward where they can get a good education. And, of course, extremely low taxes means that most of the productive businesses in the northern hemisphere will be located in the red states. I’m also guessing that red states will encourage very selective immigration from European countries and thus drain that fetid socialistic cess pool of its remaining brains.

    When do we sign the secession papers?

  3. Ar-hem. Do you even realise you’re commenting on a blog entry quoting another website as if the quoter wrote the text and not the quotee?

    Doesn’t the liberal use of non-English idiom sort of give you a clue I may in fact not be from a blue state, or indeed from any state in the US of A?

    Yep, I’m one of those fetid European socialist sewage swillers you’d like to see have their brain drained in the general direction of the red states.

    Pond scum, that’s me. And we’d all be talking Hungarian if Attila hadn’t dropped dead. Or German if the Americans hadn’t saved our asses in two World Wars. Or nonsense to that effect.

  4. Let me get those secession papers to you asap, butthead. We don’t need no steenkin facists up here. We have the good schools, most of the money, and all of the friends. )Just whose side do you think the Rest of The World would be on, Spike?) So take your little paint-ball marine wannabes and let’s rumble. After it’s over, we will refinance you and rebuild your sorry-ass excuse for a “culture” – like we have done for the last 140 years, pussy boy.

  5. Jane:

    Air express the document, shit face. And tell your fuck head Scandahoovian friend to keep his goddamn economic system locked up in that iceberg of a hell hole along with all the other suicidal blonde government tit suckers that infest that part of the world. Better still, let the rest of them migrate to the blue states where they can misceginate themselves into oblivion with the rest of you low IQ industrial revolution rejects and other effluvia from third world horror stories. Look on the bright side, fish cunt. You won’t have to fight it out with the Muslims for the possession of Europe. You can just give it to the Muslims because no one over here wants it.

  6. Mein lieber Michael Foolstick:

    Es ist Mir egal, ob sie Vikinger oder Stinkinger sind. Sie sind Scheisskopf und macht es kein Unterschied, wo leben Sie…Mein Herr.

  7. Hahahaha dit is gewoon om u dood te lachen 🙂 Right up there, samen met de aanvragen voor japanse tattoo’s en scheld-tirades tegen Nathalia van Idool 2003 🙂

    Over Godwin’s law gesproken: deze middag zag ik op Het Buitenhof (politiek praatprogramma uit Nederland) dat Tom Lanoye te gast was om te praten over het Vlaams Blok en het arrest en de naamsverandering etc. Hij vergeleek het feit dat 34% van de Vlamingen stemmen op het VB met het feit dat Hitler 33% van de Duitse stemmen had in den tijd. Ik was alleen thuis en ik zat luidop “Nee! Godwin’s Law! Idioot!” te roepen naar de TV. X-D

  8. Poor little Dutch boy…standing there with his dick in the dike. Better watch out! A Muslim might slice it off for you real soon.

    Pity, what happened to Theogh. A poor, liberal pissant Dutchman getting his throat cut like that. Maybe you Tulip pushers should hide behind your mommies before those mean old brown Muslims come for you.

    Viel Spass, Foolstick… :-))))))

  9. Ik dacht al: als je Michel écht kwaad wil hebben dan moet je ‘m uitmaken voor een ‘Ollander.

    ‘k Ben benieuwd welke stereotypen Ray over jullie weet te achterhalen. Hij vergat in elk geval onze molens, klompen, joints en homohuwelijken.

  10. Trouwens al gemerkt dat de eengemaakte EU voor de Amerikanen al een vaststaand feit is? Weg met die diversiteit van Belgen, Ollanders, Zweden! Van Goteborg tot Lissabon zijn we voortaan allemaal Tulpenduwers!

  11. Een kennis van mij is zielenknijper, gespecialiseerd in kinderen. Zij is om de zoveel weken ‘s nachts van wacht. En af en toe moet ze dus in het midden van de nacht op stap om geestelijke crisissituaties bij kinderen te gaan verhelpen en/of begeleiden.
    Toen ik dit hoorde, bedacht ik dat zoiets toch alleen mogelijk is als je een goed uitgebouwde maatschappelijke zekerheid hebt.
    Ik moest er aan denken toen ik onze zuidelijke vriend hier bezig zag. Hij is blijkbaar 1 van de slachtoffers van het door hem zo aanbeden neoliberale systeem.
    (Merk op dat ik Nederlandse (bijna-)synoniemen heb gebruikt voor bepaalde woorden, kwestie van geen flame war te starten.)

  12. The fun just keeps on coming…

    Orthodox Jew shot dead in Antwerp

    by Ronit Sela
    THE JERUSALEM POST

    Moshe Yitzhak Na’eh, 24, a Belgian Jew who was shot in the head Wednesday night in Antwerp in what seems to be an anti-Semitic attack, died of his wounds late Thursday afternoon, Belgium’s Prosecutor’s Office announced.

    “We do not exclude any motive, but so far there are no indications that the motive was racist or extremist,” said the prosecutor’s spokeswoman, Dominique Renyers.

    Renyers called the victim a “devout young man” who was shot at close range. He slumped onto the road, where he was discovered by passersby who initially thought he was the victim of a traffic accident. There were no witnesses to the shooting.

    Na’eh, 24, a father of three – the oldest five years old, the youngest an 18-month-old baby – was shot at about 2:20 a.m. on Lange Kievitstraat as he was unloading his car near a Muslim neighborhood in Antwerp, home to large Jewish and Muslim communities. Na’eh was also a British citizen.

    Speaking to The Jerusalem Post from Na’eh’s bedside in an Antwerp hospital before he died, the victim’s sister, who asked that her name not be published, said the family was praying her brother would survive the attack. “As long as there is life there is hope,” she said, adding that all the Jewish schools in Antwerp were reciting psalms for her brother’s recovery.

    Belgian federal police are investigating the incident, which looks like a hate crime, since Na’eh’s money was not stolen and he was not known to be involved in criminal activities.

    Louis Davids, editor-in-chief of the Belgisch-Israelitisch Weekblad, told The Jerusalem Post that the shooting in Antwerp made headline news on all TV and radio stations Thursday. “Belgian Jews are worried about the escalating violence in their neighborhood. The young man was an integral part of the close-knit Jewish community, and for that reason many are distraught and shocked,” Davids said.

    He added that police have increased their patrols of the Jewish areas to reassure residents and have assigned a large team to investigate the case.

    Na’eh was employed by an Antwerp rebbe, as is his father. He finished work at the rebbe’s house, located in the same building as the community’s synagogue, at 1:30 a.m. on Thursday, according to Yehuda Ceitlin, a correspondent for the European Jewish Press.

    The rebbe’s house is located near a bridge separating the Muslim and Jewish neighborhoods of Antwerp. Na’eh was walking along the bridge on his way home when he was shot in the head.

    He was rushed to hospital, where doctors struggled to keep him alive.

    “If this is indeed an anti-Semitic act,” Ceitlin told the Post on Thursday. “This is a big change in Belgium. There have been anti-Semitic stabbings here, punches – but never shooting. The Jewish community here is very worried,” he said.

    Ceitlin added that he was informed that at the time of the shooting Na’eh was carrying 1,300 in his pockets, which the attackers are not believed to have attempted to steal.

    “This is further evidence that the attack might have been an anti-Semitic incident,” Ceitlin said.

    Representatives of the Antwerp police and the Belgian Justice Ministry held a press conference on Thursday to officially address the incident. “They didn’t give away any new information,” Ceitlin said. “They did, however, call Belgian Jewish leaders prior to the meeting and asked them not to participate in it, so as not to turn the press conference into a ‘Jewish happening,’ ” he said.

    The shooting death of Na’eh comes on the same day that a Belgian politician of Moroccan origin who has repeatedly criticized Islamic culture came under police protection after being threatened with “ritual killing.”

    Mimount Bousakla, a socialist senator in Antwerp, whose parents are Muslims from Morocco, reported the threat to the police, who took it seriously after the killing of filmmaker Theo van Gogh in the streets of Amsterdam earlier this month.

    In July, two Jews were physically assaulted on the streets of Antwerp, including a cyclist who was attacked by a group of 15 people hurling stones and bottles.

    Belgium’s foreign minister condemned the July attacks, saying, “This latest act of cowardly violence in Antwerp, where the sole motivation was that the victim was Jewish, is both despicable and unacceptable.” Earlier in July, some 1,000 people took part in a demonstration organized by Antwerp’s Jewish community demanding “zero tolerance” for anti-Semitism in Belgium.

    Belgium’s Jewish community head, Dr. Joseph Wybran, was shot and killed in Brussels in 1989. Four Jews were wounded in 1982 when gunmen opened fire on a Brussels synagogue. Both attacks were blamed on Palestinian groups.

    There has been growing tension in Antwerp between the city’s Muslim and Jewish communities, especially in the past four years of escalating violence between Israelis and Palestinians.

    The number of Jewish residents of Antwerp is estimated to be between 15,000 to 20,000.

    Note from Ray: If memory serves correctly, Antwerp is uncomfortably close to Holland…is it not?

  13. You assholes enjoying these stories? Here’s another from today’s London Times…

    Police arrest man over Amelie killing
    By Jenny Booth, Times Online

    Detectives hunting the killer of the French student Amelie Delagrange have arrested a man in West London this morning.

    The 36-year-old black man was arrested at a house in Little Benty, West Drayton, three months after Mlle Delagrange, 22, was left dying in a pool of blood near Twickenham Green, south-west London.

    The man is also being questioned over the robbery and attempted murder of a woman near the same green on Bonfire Night in November 2002.

    A spokeswoman for the Metropolitan Police told Times Online that this second attack had never previously been linked to the Delagrange killing.

    Officers have in the past linked the brutal murder of Amelie to a second murder and four other, similar assaults on young women with blonde or light brown hair, all of whom were struck from behind with a blunt instrument while walking alone after dark in south-west London.

    They included the killing of the 19-year-old gap-year student Marsha McDonnell in February 2003.

    Amelie had come to London three months earlier to improve her English. She was walking home after drinks with friends at the Cristalz wine bar in Twickenham at about 10pm when she was attacked. Several of her belongings were later found dumped around a mile away in the Thames, including her house keys.

    Her grieving parents have made several trips from their home in the city of Beauvais in northern France to the spot where she died, laying wreaths and planting a tree in her memory.

    Two of four men previously arrested by officers investigating Amelie’s death have been bailed until December pending further inquiries.

    A further two men have been granted bail, but detained at a psychiatric hospital under the Mental Health Act.

    A police officer today stood outside the house in West Drayton, which was cordoned off with police tape. Forensic officers in police coveralls were seen inside the house.

    Residents living in the street painted a picture of a loner who had a lot of cars and a penchant for driving fast. They said the man’s girlfriend lived at the house but one said it was not his permanent address.

    A neighbour, who did not want to be named, said: “He is a nightclub bouncer. He is out all hours of the night and morning.”

    His wife added: “He has got tattoos up his legs. He used to wear shorts in the winter so people could see tattoos up his legs.”

    The couple said the man had let off massive “explosions” on Bonfire Night. They said a fence was blown down, a shed caught fire and a post box was blown up.

  14. funny to see how some people, by posting their opinion, completely fit into the stereotypical idea that a lot of americans are nothing but uneducated loudmouthed gunwaving idiots.

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