Hungry man calls police when

Hungry man calls police when wife won’t cook dinner

When his wife refused to cook dinner for him, saying she was busy decorating the house, the angry British husband called the police to complain:

“My wife’s left me with two salmon sandwiches which was left over from last night, and I’m sat in the chair here and she’s out there decorating. She won’t put any food on or anything for anybody.”

At this time the operator interrupted him, saying:

“I’m sorry but I really can’t take this. It’s not an emergency because your wife won’t give you anything to eat.”

No sympathy there. Not here either.

[Secular Blasphemy]