With the average age of Canadian Masons hovering in the mid-60s, the danger of the secret society dying off has grand masters doing what was previously unthinkable – placing recruitment ads in newspapers and forming public relations divisions for tactics on how to sell Masons to a new generation.

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Ideas for quick fixes include one-day classes in which the ancient three-month process of initiation is compressed into a convenient drive-through format for today’s busy young man. [Telus Canada News]

Allemaal samen:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
[The Stonecutter’s Song]