Fark cracks me up:

im gonna have to go with quick1 on that. Aria is the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen…but when you see her fisting herself like a plumber looking for loose change in a drain, its just…tragic.

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Fisting to me is normally a disgusting unwatchable act…but when Aria does it (while coyly smiling no less) I just think it’s the most wonderful thing in the world.

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I’m at work so can’t enjoy the pics at the moment, but sometimes, just seeing her name makes my pants fit funny.

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Fark never ceases to amaze me.
Only here will you have tubby, pasty computer geeks calling women like Aria unattractive and criticizing Monica Bellucci for having pubic hair.

It’s funny ’cause it’s true.