Genie aan het werk: Sandra frist zich op, ik loop even naar beneden om het wachtwoord van het draadloos netwerk te vragen, en dan kom ik weer boven en ik weet niet meer waar onze kamer is.

En alle kamers zijn op slot natuurlijk. En voor ’t zelfde geld is Sandra al naar beneden uiteraard.

Meet… doctor… stoopid!

(update: ik zat een verdiep te hoog, en ja: ze was al beneden)



Reacties

6 reacties op “Slim, Vuijlsteke”

  1. Slim… ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. Wie zit er nu op internet in zijne congee? ๐Ÿ˜€

  3. Ik was mij hetzelfde aan’t afvragen!

  4. dan moet je weten dat wij van gentblogt weten dat het schandaal nog groter was :p
    maar nu is ‘m zijn schade aan het inhalen ๐Ÿ˜‰

    ps: er zaten twee joekels van spinnen op onze keukenmuur, ik dacht mss moet ik ook een sporberen een schoon foto van die monsters te trekken…helaas dar kwam mijn ma al aangestormd met de grove middelen en hup met veel gekraak kwam de reuzenspin aan haar einde…de ander kon ontsnappen…

    ps: conclusie ma: miljar ’tis ier veel stof in mijn huis zeker (er is nooit iets van mijn pa ook bij ons thuis) die spinn’n jeun’n zunder zich nogal voorzekers in al da stof, is’t seizoen van de spinn’n? azukke dikke spinn’n lord cms, kun je’t heleuv’n?

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