Ah, hoe zielig:

As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

My name is Dr Abdulla Hassan a merchant in Bahrain. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

Waar is de tijd dat het gewoon om hebzucht ging?

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,Algeria and Malaysia.

Maar helaas, ‘s mans familie laat hem in de steek:

Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

Zo triestig! Al dat geld zomaar ingepikt door hebzuchtelingen! Wat zou er dààr kunnen aan gedaan worden?

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of five million dollars $5,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 10% for you and for your time.Please kindly mail me directly through my personal email box: xxx@wossname.

In his sweet, loving hands. You will distribute thefunds to any charity organizations of your choice.

Tuurlijk dat, hoe kan ik helpen? Ha, daarzie, de kat op de koord:

At this point,forward to me your full names and address as well as a telephone number;my Attorney in Netherlands can reach you so as to give to you all necessary information of the company as well as the documents of claims.

I will be expecting your response soon.
Abdulla Hassan.
God be with you.

…en als we dat nu eens niet zouden doen? 🙂

Och kijk, en nog eens voor de zekerheid, in geval we het zouden vergeten zijn dat de kerel zogezegd dodelijk ziek zou zijn:

Best regards as i await your urgent responses

Trrr.



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