Ik was al helemaal vergeten dat mijn computer eigenlijk ook dictatie aanvaardt. Altijd een fijn experiment: iets in het Nederlands zeggen tegen een computer die denkt dat hij Engels gaat te horen krijgen, lezen wat hij dacht te horen, en dan herhalen en herhalen en herhalen. Tot de computer drie keer na elkaar hetzelfde herkent!

Van de vorige paragraph maakt hij dan bijvoorbeeld dit:

Because I have overheated on a computer located gassier that. I’ll didn’t finish the movement in Sydney on sending a computer David O, after all, another hour and how and how. Repeatedly can I cancel their cat!

Of, als ik het nog eens doe, dit:

Because allelomorph receipt of a computer geek dancing and fat. Updating same experiment: St Nicolas is a completely computer didn’t get a nonstochastic monkey, these lucky bastard movement, and I’m at home and head home and how. But the computer geekier now get some Kent!

Of nog, als ik hem zeg dat ik Duits spreek:

Microsoft steht ein Computer das ganze auf den Film Experiment: Sie mitnehmen zu sehen dicken Computer ins Herz, lese nur gedacht, eine Haaren haben. Durch die komplizierte Gegner zu.

Of Frans:

Aujourd’hui je suis une écoute je te dicte ainsi, conclut d’une scène Experiment : il renonce à limiter les coupures Internet se faire tuer, les horribles, la mère. Toutes coupures électriques dans 404 !

Of zelfs Japans:

根こそぎ1万4,600フィート連絡できたら上海遅すぎしています52の1日191国立のスカートの宇宙人に過ごしますホールの大半はお願い男20 27ヶ月間

Welke tekst via Google Translate (waar zo’n doorgeefspel met vertalingen ook al sinds jaar en dag leukigheid gegarandeerd is!) dit geeft:

Hall zal de meerderheid van de mensen in het universum van de rok van de Nationale feestdag van 52 191 te besteden te traag is geweest naar Shanghai Wanneer u contact 10000 4600 meter ontworteld is 27 maanden 20 maanden kunt u man

Maar terug naar het experiment! Ik had de begintekst gewoon, euh, geïmproviseerd, en zelfs als ik de aller-allereerste versie herlees, kan ik voor de dooie dood niet reconstrueren waar het over ging, maar dit is wat zo’n degeneratie doet:

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17. We’re sweating like computer great stuff about the loss of Ashanti has similar symptoms in possible defeats last two.
18. Y computers. Great stuff about the loss of a shanty stop similar symptoms impossible defeats lasted?
19. By computers great stuff about a lot of Ashanti stuff similar symptoms in possible defeats last.
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21. Buy computers? Great stuff about a lot of Ashanthi stuff. Similar symptoms and possible defeats last?
22. By computers great stuff about the shop just to listen to possible defeat last.
23. It was great stuff at the shop just to listen to possible if you asked.
24. It was great stuff at the shop just isn’t possible if you asked.
25. It was great stuff at the shop just isn’t possible if you asked.
26. Was great stuff at the shop just impossible if you asked.
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28. Is Christopher shop just in Boston last.
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30. Christopher/Justin Blossom last.
31. Christopher Justin Blossom last
32. Mr Justin Blossom last
33. Mr Justin Blossom last
34. Mr Justin Wilson last
35. Misadjustment was the last
36. The adjustment was the last
37. The adjustment was the last
38. Future centroblast
39. Teacher centroblast
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(Gedicteerd met OS X Mountain Lion, en dat niet echt goed werkt, en dat het bovendien alleen werkt met een goede internetverbinding: uw ingesproken woorden worden over het internet naar Apple gestuurd, waar ze omgezet worden in tekst en dan teruggestuurd. Dus geen mogelijkheid om te zien wat ik zeg terwijl ik het aan het zeggen ben, awoert. Dragon Dictate doet dat vele vele keren beter, op alle vlakken.)