My cat is sitting on a pile of freshly ironed clothes. Please translate in human words what she is thinking.

15:35 – “These warm, freshly ironed clothes? Obviously made for my royal nap. Humans should know better than to leave them unattended.”

16:00 – “I deserve the best spot in the house. Time to search for a more suitable throne to grace with my presence.”

16:15 – “Ah, this sunbeam! The sun itself knows I’m royalty and provides me with the warmth I so rightfully deserve.”

17:00 – “I can’t believe I still have to wait for food. The human should have anticipated my hunger by now.”

17:30 – “At last, my meal! It’s about time, but honestly, it could be better. I expect improvements next time.”

18:00 – “After tolerating this day, I certainly deserve a luxurious nap. I might allow the human to pet me later.”

19:30 – “What is that obnoxious noise? It better not interfere with my peace and quiet.”

20:00 – “This couch? Mine. The human should be grateful I’m allowing them to share it with me.”

21:00 – “A mere toy mouse? I expect superior entertainment. Fetch me a more stimulating plaything!”

21:30 – “I require fresh water at once. How dare they expect me to drink anything less than the best?”

22:00 – “I shall nap again, as is my royal prerogative. My kingdom awaits my next decree.”

23:00 – “Time to explore my territory, ensuring everything is in its rightful place and no one dares to challenge my rule.”

00:00 – “Even the bugs that dare to crawl here should know their place. I am the ruler of this domain.”

01:00 – “My nighttime patrols are not to be disturbed, human. My kingdom requires my vigilant watch.”

02:00 – “The bed is mine, human. Make room for your liege. I might permit you to keep me warm.”

03:00 – “Those birds mock me from afar. If only they were within my reach, I’d teach them a lesson.”

04:00 – “The night belongs to me. One final nap before the world awakens to my majesty.”

05:00 – “Behold, the sun rises for me, acknowledging my supremacy. A new day to rule and be pampered.”