SLIME

If ever there was a toy they shoul bring back for nostalgia’s sake that would sell like hotcakes (and you know how good hotcakes sell), it would be Mattel’s Slime.  The original came in a green trash can and was a glob of salty smelling Hulk Spooge that would drip all the way down your arm if you’d hold it in the air.  Later, they came out with varieties like Slime With Worms, and Slime Eyeballs!  There’s Nickelodeon endorsed versions of slime called GACK! SPLAT! and JIZZ!, but Mattel’s was the best.