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eBay internal communication – Talking at desks- Please read
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2003 10:30 AM
To: DL-eBaySJC-all-R
Subject: eBay internal communication – Talking at desks- Please read
It has come to my attention that several employees are talking at their desks during scheduled work hours. I must convey the importance of NOT talking at your desk, or to your desk partner. Talking greatly decreases work productivity, and company morale.
If you need to talk to someone, please schedule a meeting room where you can talk, or use the break rooms. If you are caught talking at your desk, you will be escorted into a meeting room and questioned as to why you are talking, and if it is relevant to your job. If not, you may be subjected to disciplinary actions.
We want you to work hard at eBay, and enjoy your work. Please contact management if you have any questions.
Thank you,
Jody Rivers
Safeharbor Manager.
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juist. you are a drone. this drone has expressly been selected to work for The Company because it is a drone. it is not acceptable for the drone to exhibit signs of maybe being able to get some sort of a life. I am The Company. productivity and morale of The Company can only be raised if the drone works until severe bodily malfunction resulting in loss of productivity and subsequent termination occurs. remember: drones are monitored at all times and are supremely expendable. the drone will now enjoy its work. but will not smile. or have emotions.