Be warned that there is a new virus circulating on the Internet.
This virus infects textual messages (such as email and Usenet news)
and will cause itself to be retransmitted to many other sites upon
receipt. The virus typically has the subject, “WARNING: Metavirus”.
Users are advised to ignore any messages with this subject.
Please pass this warning on to others.
Oh, and while I’m at it: hail Eris!