De toekomst is wel degelijk op dit moment. Hoe zou het anders kunnen dat ik aan het emailen geraakt ben met een boer in Schotland:

Michel,
Thankyou for your order. The minimum order for 500g haggis is 10, and overnight transport to Belgium costs extra.
Would you still like to order? Alternatively you could add haggis to an order for venison.

Ik:

Could I instead order half an organic lamb and three 500 g haggis?

Ben:

Yes, but the organic lambs have only just been born and will not be ready for the table until the first week of September. If you can wait until then I will put you at the top of the waiting list.

Eigenlijk ongelooflijk.