Progresses from the fine art of handholding to paper cutout foreplay demos to an extravaganza of sex positions between a real woman and an artist’s male wooden model.

Don’t just read these questions–practice and rehearse the answers. I know I do.

I am *so* going to make biltong one of these days.

It has recently been brought to my attention that there seems to be a bug in MT-Blacklist v2.x that will, upon weblog deletion, delete a second weblog.

One more nail in the MT coffin in my estimation.

Old and new translation, side by side

Couldn’t agree more.