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2001 just called. It wants its catchphrase back:
Pray silence, gentles all,
And attend the traffic of our stage!
Would that we were privileged such
To stand stout-hearted upon the bridge
At the side of good Captain, who
showed no fear, even when fire
And puissance did its fell ravages
Upon his vessel and his hardy crew!
And would that we were to see
Upon the vision-screen, apparating,
The brutal visage of that foul fiend, CATS.
But pardon, gentles all,
That we poor players can but provide
Only the merest shadow of the history
Upon this splint’ry scaffold.
Nonetheless, I pray you,
Give o’er your imaginations to our arts,
And join us as we set our scene:
In the year of Our Lord, two thousand one hundred one,
As a most terrible war doth commence…