Allez dan. Onze content manager gaat in Nederland verdeeld worden door Foundation.

“The middle? Bah, that’s just the meat of your app. Boring, difficult to test, and? the middle. I like the beginning. I like the end. The middle is where all the work occurs. Kinda like sex.” [NSLog();]

De film van Ome Willem op tv. Zo onmenselijk trààg! En ik had er eigenlijk nooit op gelet hoeveel improvisatie daarin zit. Maar Zelie en Louis zijn er helemaal mee weg.

Fijne Ome Willem Fansite trouwens ook.

Is dat nu mijn gedacht, of is de website van TV Brussel echt wel héél erg tongue in cheek? Ik bedoel maar, een splash screen dat zegt “Revolutionair! TV Brussel — voor oppervlakkig geluk en succes”…

Google zoekt mensen. Ik ga mijn CV straks versturen zie.

Pixels zijn wijs. Goeie clip van Shynola (Quicktime MOV, 5 MB).

Check out GONE BAD, a 3-D animated horror movie. Well, it’s not actually a movie… looks like a few shorts so far, but the production is pretty damn amazing. There’s a teaser, episode 1, and episode 2. Two is the best.

Bush to Iraqi Militants: ‘Bring Them On’

Asshole.

Check out GONE BAD, a 3-D animated horror movie. Well, it’s not actually a movie… looks like a few shorts so far, but the production is pretty damn amazing. There’s a teaser, episode 1, and episode 2. Two is the best.

Er… right. No more drugs for me then:

A man has been found not guilty of removing 18 of his girlfriend’s teeth while they were both high on the hallucinatory drug GHB.

Jason Morris, 30, denied inflicting grievous bodily harm on 25-year-old Samantha Court.

She was found in April at their home in Horwich, near Bolton, Greater Manchester, with her body covered in blood and 18 of her teeth either in a bowl or on the bed.

But she told Bolton Crown Court she had removed her own teeth in an attempt to stop a “luminous green and pink fly” from choking her.

I turned to face my bedroom wall and a luminous green and pink fly flew out and down my throat. That’s when it started choking me.

Samantha Court

The court, sitting at Bury Magistrates, was told during the three-day trial that the pair had consumed enormous amounts of the liquid drug GHB.

Their hallucinations had included “seeing” witches, clowns and floating furniture

Father-of-two Mr Morris was accused of using pliers to remove his girlfriend’s teeth.

But Miss Court said she had removed her own teeth.

‘No pain’

She told the court: “I turned to face my bedroom wall and a luminous green and pink fly flew out and down my throat.

“That’s when it started choking me.”

She added that, after struggling with the first one, “the rest seemed to just fall out” and she had felt no pain.

The jury took just under two hours to deliver their not guilty verdict.

The couple, who are still together, have since stopped taking GHB. [BBC]

Binnen een beetje vervangen deze de teletubbies… ik houd mijn hart vast.

DirectX 9.0: Introducing the New Managed Direct3D Graphics API in the .NET Framework. Get an introduction to the fundamental concepts of the unmanaged Direct3D architecture [MSDN: Visual C#]

Herman Van Molle rules!!

Big blob baffles scientists

The 12 meter wide remains of a sea creature, initially thought to be a whale, is baffling marine biologists. It was first discovered by the Chilean navy, and is now attracting a lot of international attention. It appears to lack a backbone, and nobody can remember having seen anything like it.

“We don’t know if it might be a giant squid that is missing some of its parts or maybe it’s a new species,” Elsa Cabrera, a marine biologist and director of the Centre for Cetacean Conservation in Santiago, told Reuters news agency.

The mystery creature is currently stinking up the area, but I expect UFO nuts, conspiracy theorists and creationists to soon draw up a few stinking theories of their own.

Update: A number of scientists are now thinking the ‘Chilean blob’ may be of an Octopus giganteus, a giant octopus not seen since 1896, when scientists took samples, since lost, and photographed it. New samples are now being sent to DNA testing to solve the mystery.

[Secular Blasphemy]

Nice.