• Naar From Hell aan het

    Naar From Hell aan het kijken. Ik weet niet wat ik zou doen als ik geen internet meer had. Er wordt ergens gewag gemaakt van een “Liston knife”. Google derop, en hopla:

    Dr. Robert Liston (1794-1847) was a very prominent surgeon in the 19th century and invented a number of surgical techniques used today. In fact, many of the instruments in his surgical sets were named after him. Dr. Liston was a large man who cut a broad figure in the operating room and was proud of his reputation as a fast surgeon, a reputation that was well respected in this preanesthetic era for obvious reasons. Legends of his operating techniques are numerous, including the carved notches Dr. Liston made on his amputation knife following each procedure. […]

    Liston’s fourth most famous case:
    Removal in four minutes of a 45-pound scrotal tumour, whose owner had to carry it around in a wheelbarrow.

    Liston’s third most famous case:
    Argument with his intern. Was the red, pulsating tumour in a small boy’s neck a straightforward abscess of the skin? Or a dangerous aneurism of the carotid artery?
    “Pooh!” Liston exclaimed impatiently. “Whoever heard of an aneurism in a boy so young?”. Flashing a knife from his waistcoat pocket, he lanced it.
    Intern’s note: “Out leaped arterial blood and the boy fell.”
    The patient died but the artery lives, in the University College Hospital pathology museum specimen No. 1256.

    Liston’s second most famous case:
    Amputated the leg in two and a half minutes, but in his enthusiasm the patient’s testicles as well.

    Liston’s most famous case:
    Amputated the leg in under two and a half minutes – the patient died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene (they often did in those early days).
    He amputated in addition, the fingers of his young assistant who too died afterward in the ward from hospital gangrene.
    Liston also slashed through the coat tails of a distinguished surgical spectator, who was so terrified that the knife had pierced his vitals that he dropped dead from fright.
    Thus ended the only operation in history with a 300 percent mortality !”

    [Alan Moore Portal]

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  • Macromedia heeft alweer een nieuwe

    Macromedia heeft alweer een nieuwe homepagina. Al Ramadan legt uit waarom ze wat veranderd hebben tussen beta 1 vorige week en beta 2 nu. Boeiend, interessant, en vooral: moedig van Macromedia.

    En ze geloven ook in dogfooding:

    Behind the scenes, the new macromedia.com system architecture is very straightforward and scalable. We are using Apache as our web server, handling all content and Macromedia Flash requests. Apache is running on a cluster of 10 Sun E420s, all with 4CPUs and 4GB RAM. The application servers are running ColdFusion MX for J2EE on JRun, a cluster of 3 Sun E4500s, all with 8 CPUs and 8GB RAM. Our Oracle database supporting all of the new applications is running on two mirrored E4500s, again with 8 CPUs and 8GB RAM.

    So far this configuration has worked flawlessly – 0% downtime. In addition, we have only hit 40% capacity during peak hours, which is good.

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  • Ik weet dat ik niet

    Ik weet dat ik niet zou mogen, maar ik kan er niets aan doen: het blijft grappig.

    Och here dat kindje 🙂

     

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  • Zal een computer tegen 2029

    Zal een computer tegen 2029 slagen in de Turingtest? Interessante discussie (nu ja, twee essays) pro en con op Longbets.com.

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  • Nog een geluk bij een

    Nog een geluk bij een ongeluk, ik ben maar ziek aan ÊÊn kant van mijn gezicht. Linkeroog, linkerkant van mijn neus, linkeroor, linkerkant  van mijn keel.

    Enfin, waarschijnlijk ben ik maandag weer helemaal in orde. Niet direkt uitgerust, maar toch in staat o te gaan werken. Huh, zie mij zielig doen 🙂

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  • History News Network. Goed. Here’s

    History News Network. Goed.

    Here’s a good column by Jill Nelson of MSNBC about “presidential lust” — Clinton’s was for a “piece on the side,” W’s is for war.

    Here’s a CSM piece about the return of the imperial presidency.

    Here’s the closest thing you’ll get to a mea culpa from today’s journalists. My goodness it is so goddamned lame and carefully worded so as not to admit any wrong-doing by the press.

    You see, they sort of helped the administration sell us on a bogus Al-Qaeda-Saddam link that has fooled the most ignorant and incurious of Americans into supporting this also bogus war.

    Ooopsy. I’m sure they’ll try to do better next time, won’t they?

    I mean, hell, this mistake on their part may only cost tens of thousands of innocent people their lives but, hey, they’re only human, right?

    Surely, we can forgive them for their little mistakes, can’t we?

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  • En meer van dat moois,

    En meer van dat moois, grappig artikel:

    Getting the Canadians seriously mad at us took real work. Our latest ploy in that direction was to contemptuously reject their compromise that had a few more days’ delay in it than the British-U.S. version. Then, when our version didn’t fly, we decided on a few more days’ delay ourselves ? without, of course, the contempt.

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  • Ze hebben op dit ogenblik

    Ze hebben op dit ogenblik al 1.412.650.348,09 frank verzameld.

    En Ricky Gervais doet een echt stukje cringe tv. Wijs 🙂

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  • No big surprise there.Democrat –

    No big surprise there.

    Roosevelt
    Democrat – You believe that there should be a free
    market which is reigned in by a modest state
    beaurocracy. You think that capitalism has
    some good things, but that those it helps
    should be obliged to help out their fellow man
    a little. Your historical role model is
    Franklin Rosevelt.

    Which political sterotype are you?
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  • Worden naar de pijnbank verwezen:

    Worden naar de pijnbank verwezen: Wim, Stephanie natuurlijk, maar ook Cindy! Och god och here. Cindy dat dutske.

    En Stephanie gaat naar huis. Jaja, logisch.

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  • Resultaten van Idool! En de

    Resultaten van Idool! En de hele jury is het eens met ons, dat Stephanie er uit zal liggen. Tja.

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  • A la bonne heure.

    A la bonne heure.

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  • Miljaar, en zo’n dingen gebeuren

    Miljaar, en zo’n dingen gebeuren tegenwoordig ook niet meer:

    proposed new tag: IMG

    Marc Andreessen ([email protected])
    Thu, 25 Feb 93 21:09:02 -0800




    I’d like to propose a new, optional HTML tag:

    IMG

    Required argument is SRC=”url”.

    This names a bitmap or pixmap file for the browser to attempt to pull
    over the network and interpret as an image, to be embedded in the text
    at the point of the tag’s occurrence.

    An example is:

    <IMG SRC=”file://foobar.com/foo/bar/blargh.xbm“>

    (There is no closing tag; this is just a standalone tag.)

    This tag can be embedded in an anchor like anything else; when that
    happens, it becomes an icon that’s sensitive to activation just like a
    regular text anchor.

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  • Slashdot: NCSA Mosaic was first

    Slashdot:

    NCSA Mosaic was first released ten years ago today (oh, I guess you could mark time from the 1.0 release, but who’s counting), marking the first milestone in the evolution of the graphical World Wide Web. HTTP was originally developed between 1989-1991, but didn’t take off until there was a useful browser which could display inline images. You can still download old versions of Mosaic from browsers.evolt.org.

    Het triestige van de zaak is dat ik mij dat nog herinner als de dag van gisteren. Downloaden op de grote X Terminals in het ARC aan de Sterre, toen er daar nog geen security was.

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  • Vic & Bob: Are you

    Vic & Bob: Are you able to say the word “beercan”, as in “a can of beer, for drinking”, without sounding like a Jamaican saying “bacon”? Hilarisch!

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