I’m a very happy camper indeed:
Dear Michel,
I have despatched your parcel of game sausages and haggis this afternoon via International Datapost.
You can track its progress on www.parcelforce.com
The parcel’s i.d. no. is EE 722 058 341 GB
There is a possibility it will arrive tomorrow, but is more likely to arrive on Friday.
Yours sincerely,
Ben
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