I like…

Als zelfs Pietel het doet, allez ju dan maar. Volgens de Tits, Ass and Cuteness Test bij OKCupid is mijn type vrouwen… [drumroll]

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 18% Big Ass, and 80% Cute!

Ter verduidelijking:

Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

Nu, de eerlijkheid gebiedt me toe te geven dat ik mevrouw Alba inderdaad niet meteen a priori afstotelijk vind:

…maar supermodels? Van die cocaïneverslaafde knokenzakken? Ugh, nee dank u zeer. En dat ik either really nice or into deflowering teens zou zijn? Allez dan.

Ik kan me er in ieder geval op verheugen dat ik blijkbaar atypisch ben:

You scored higher than 23% on tit-size
You scored higher than 2% on ass-size
You scored higher than 96% on cuteness

Tja.

Geschreven al luisterend naar: Kings of Leon – Youth and Young Manhood – Red Morning Light