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’t Wordt morgen een fijne dag: opstaan op het normale uur, maar zonder druk wegens geen werk, Louis naar school brengen, en dan:
- rond pakweg halftien naar Patrick en samen met hem naar een vloer gaan kijken
- rond een uur of elf naar Jan om de definitieve papieren voor de lening te tekenen
- rond de middag gaan eten ergens op restaurant of zo
- tegen een uur of twee naar de Decascoop gaan om Finding Nemo te gaan zien
- daarna Louis gaan afhalen
- naar huis, kinderen eten geven, in bed steken
- sinterklaascadeaus in mekaar steken (een groot poppenhuis en een electrische trein)
Yep, ik kijk er echt naar uit. Ook en vooral naar het gezicht van Zelie in de cinema: haar allereerste film!
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Kcheh 🙂
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Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny, yapyap.
De nieuwe Battlestar Galactica is toegekomen. Joy!Tot daar toe dat Lorne Greene, wegens dood, Adama niet meer kan spelen. Edward James Olmos neemt de rol over, en ik zal mijn best moeten doen om hem niet voortdurend te zien met een meat cleaver in de hand, genre Stand & Deliver.
Tot daar aan toe dat ze Boomer vervangen door een vrouw. Zelfs tot daar aan toe dat ze Starbuck ook vervangen door een vrouw, al vraag ik mij af of zij even rapaciously achter de venten aan gaat zitten. Of vrouwen natuurlijk (een welgemeend “whoa baby” ontsnapt ternauwernood aan mijn lippen).
Maar dat de cylons ook al vrouwen zijn?!
Ik zal zwaar moeten werken aan de suspension van mijn disbelief vrees ik.
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Een zeer fijne pagina, met onder meer dit over de relatie Willow-Tara in Buffy:
Willow is the most romantically reprehensible character in modern television. She goes circa sixteen years without ever having a boyfriend. Then less than a year after finally finding someone who loves her and treats her with respect, she cheats on her Furry boyfriend with Xander, a guy who chooses to wait until he’s dating the hottest and most popular girl in school to finally swap saliva with the softer side of Sears. She’s forgiven, and decides that she’s with the love of her life. He skips town and she makes cry eyes for (I counted) twenty-six seconds before holding hands and vaginas with a girl she meets in a college Wicca club meeting. So, yeah, okay, whatever, I can accept that it’s not just a rebound thing or college experimentation and that Willow has learned to love somebody for who they are on the inside, and not because of what’s hanging or not hanging.
Then Tara gets shot. Willow goes OH BAYBEE NOOO BABYEE HO NO and sounds like Mr. Bill getting sliced up by a pizza cutter. Before Tara’s body hits the floor (and splashes into the drowning pool) Willow is taking photo booth pictures inside of Kennedy’s vertical Hellmouth. Then, when under the influence of a love spell, Willow demands that the object of her affection be turned into a girl. Because she loved Tara for her lack of dangling participles and not for her nouns and verbs. And then Spike shows up, and the show is ruined. Now sod off, I’m going to masturbate to Cordelia singing “Greatest Love of All.”
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Heh, simpele encryptie/decryptie geschreven:
<cfset tCrypt=request.fn.encryptLogin(“yo”,”patron”)>
KzhbOyFQJCcnVyZKXTY5ICAK<cfset tDecrypt=request.fn.decryptLogin(tCrypt)>
decrypted – xml document login XmlText name XmlText yo pwd XmlText patron ⁂
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Van “maak eens een leesbare query”:
SELECT tblObjects.object_ID, tblObjects.object_OT, tblObjects_LayoutstringGroup_Parent.object_ID AS parentObj,
tblLayoutStringGroups_Parent.layoutStringGroup_code AS parent, tblObjects_LayoutstringGroup.object_ID AS groupObj,
tblLayoutStringGroups.layoutStringGroup_code, tblLayoutStrings.layoutString_ID, tblLayoutStrings.layoutString_layoutStringGroup_ID,
tblLayoutStrings.layoutString_code, tblLayoutStringGroups.layoutStringGroup_parent_ID
FROM tblLayoutStrings INNER JOIN
tblLayoutStringGroups ON tblLayoutStrings.layoutString_layoutStringGroup_ID = tblLayoutStringGroups.layoutStringGroup_ID INNER JOIN
tblLayoutStringGroups tblLayoutStringGroups_Parent ON
tblLayoutStringGroups.layoutStringGroup_parent_ID = tblLayoutStringGroups_Parent.layoutStringGroup_ID INNER JOIN
tblObjects ON tblLayoutStrings.layoutString_ID = tblObjects.object_ID INNER JOIN
tblObjects tblObjects_LayoutstringGroup ON tblLayoutStringGroups.layoutStringGroup_ID = tblObjects_LayoutstringGroup.object_ID LEFT OUTER JOIN
tblObjects tblObjects_LayoutstringGroup_Parent ON
tblLayoutStringGroups_Parent.layoutStringGroup_ID = tblObjects_LayoutstringGroup_Parent.object_ID
WHERE (tblLayoutStrings.layoutString_code LIKE ‘%settings%’)…terwijl achteraf natuurlijk
select object_ID from tblObjects where object_OT=’LSG’ and object_ID not in (select layoutstringgroup_id from tblLayoutstringGroups)
genoeg was.
update: ik bedoelde precies het omgekeerde:
select * from tblLayoutStringGroups where layoutStringGroup_ID not in (select object_id from tblObjects where object_OT=’LSG’)
Must-read-weblog entries! 🙂
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Ongeveer tegelijk gestopt met Gary Larson, en even goed al is hij helemaal anders: Watterson’s Calvin & Hobbes.
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I did it in 13 seconds.
I deserved an A!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!⁂
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Free heeft hier juist een halve dag zitten phlegm ophoesten, ’t ziet er naar uit dat hij griep heeft. Bovenop de hoofdpijn van vorige week die al bovenop de ziekte van de week dààrvoor kwam.
En wij zitten daarmee in hetzelfde gebouw! Ik heb er daarjuist zelfs naast gezeten!
[update 16u26: Free is naar huis tot ergens midden december]
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Kom het gedorie tegen, twee op één voormiddag:
A new comment has been posted on your blog Tales of Drudgery and Boredom II, on the post Al die spinnen bij ons.
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Name: jyoti
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zo lekker ding man die beest hij moet over je kut heen lopen dan woortd kanker geil mmmmmmmmmm heerlijkk ik heet jyoti ik heb een dikke komt ik heb grote tieten en hou van neuken mijn nummer is 0648103785 dus bel me als je sex wil :P:P:P: heerlijk dan kan ik jou pijpen
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Huhu.
Kim: Elke?
Elke: Ja zusje
Kim: Weet je waarom Justine een petje draagt als ze tennist ?
Elke: Waarom?
Kim: Dan zien de mensen wat haar voorkant is.
Elke: Haha.
Kim: Elke?
Elke: Ja zusje?
Kim: Weet je waarom Justine nog niet zwanger is?
Elke: Nee
Kim: Omdat ze ’s nachts geen petje draagt.⁂
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Conversatie op een speelplein ergens in Amerika (land of opportunity!) tussen twee kinderen van zeven jaar:
– Wat doen uw papa en uw mama?
– Ik heb geen mama en een papa, ik heb twee mama’s!
– Waarom?
– Omdat mijn mama lesbisch is
– Wat is dat, “lesbisch”?
– Dat is als een meisje een ander meisje graag zietKous af, juist?
Euh, neen. Het kindje met de lesbische moeder wordt voor de klas uitgemaakt, dat “gay” een vies woord is, en dat zo’n woorden nooit op school mogen gezegd worden. En dat hij naar de directeur vliegt!De directeur, die zal wel meteen het belachelijke gedrag van de leraar afkeuren zeker? Al was het maar omdat hij geen proces aan zijn been wil?
Wrong again:The following week the school required Marcus to attend a special behavioral clinic at 6:45 in the morning, where he was forced to repeatedly write “I will never use the word ‘gay’ in school again.”
Meer op de website van de ACLU, en onder meer ook de (vind ik toch) hartverscheurende brief die het kind aan zijn eigen moeder moest schrijven:
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Nee meneer, ’t is nu Congo geworden, en helemaal op de modale Belg afgestemd:
Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is MR JAN VONDEL, a legal practitioner resident in Brussels Belgium, and I am a foreign solicitor to COL. EEDY KAPEND who was the army spokesman and special aide to the late PRESIDENT LUARENT KABILA of the democratic Republic of Congo 1997-2001.
I am contacting you in benevolent spirit; utmost confidence and trust to enable us provide a solution to a money transfer of US$42M( Forty Two Million Dollars) that is presently putting my client (Col. Eddy Kapend) and his family into great disarray. You may be quite surprised at my sudden contact to you but do not despair. I got your contact from a business website on the Internet. So, I am contacting you due to the urgency required for us to immediately transfer the said funds from Cotonou, Republic of Benin where the funds are currently kept in a vault in a private security COMPANY.
When PRESIDENT LAURENT KABILA came to Power May 1997 following a rebellion against former dictator MOBUTU SESE SEKO, he recovered millions of dollars from Mobutu Sese Seko, which nobody knew of except Col. Eddy kapend who was a special aide to him. Out of the money, he left US$140M in the Apex bank of Congo escrow account for further transfer into a foreign account and the sum of US$42M (Forty Two million Dollars) was secretly lodged in private security vault in Cotonou. He did not disclose to them the content of the boxes. To the security outfit, they believe he has TREASURY BILLS AND BEARER BONDS, this does not call for any alarm, as there is no possible way they could find out and more so, because he used PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER (PIN) for the lodging, therefore, it is 100% risk free and the Security Firm also issued him with a Certificate of deposit of the consignments. Note that I have all these information in my custody.
The US$140M has been investigated by the investigating agency from the Apex bank of Congo escrow account under the present administration of Kabila’s son, but was unable to discover the later, which he kept in the vaults. This is because he used (PIN) to lodge in the funds instead of his name and thus is not traceable.
The only person who has the information about the funds is Col. Eddy Kapend who was special aide to President Kabila and he is presently put in detention by the current President of Congo for alleged involvement in the killing of Late Laurent Kabila. Now that COL. EDDY KAPEND and his solicitor and close associates are in detention, I believe I owe his entire family, to make sure they have good life, because from all indications, Eddy Kapend might remain in jail for the rest of his life or be assassinated and all he has acquired will be confiscated and the immediate arrangement to move the funds into a safe foreign account for investments.
With the present situation, I cannot lay claims; it is based on this that I am making this contact with you. I have done a thorough home work and fine tuned the best way to create you as the bona fide beneficiary to enable you lay claims once the funds is transferred. Be rest assured that the modalities I have resolved to finalize this project guarantees our safety and the successful transfer of the funds. So you will be absolutely right when you say that the project is risk free and viable. If you accept and are willing to assist me, please contact me at once through my email address as specified in my email to you as above.
I am presently undercover and I will be traveling to Cotonou to monitor the process transferring the funds as quickly as possible. As a solicitor I will effect the legal changes from the first party (Col. Eddy Kapend) who actually lodged the funds to your name as the beneficiary. Upon receipt of a positive response from you, I shall commence work on the change of beneficiary name and I will give you more details on the procedure we shall follow. For your assistance, we are ready to give you 20% of the total funds after transfer and invest a reasonable percentage into any viable business you may suggest.
Please, I need your assistance to make this happen. I depend on you for this to happen. It will be a source of upliftment to you. You have absolutely nothing to lose in assisting us instead; you have so much to gain here on earth and in heaven.
Awaiting your urgent and positive response.
Best regards,
JAN H. VONDEL
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Creepy!
Jorn “Robot Wisdom” Barger, who coined the term “weblog,” is missing. He hasn’t been seen since October.
Jorn Barger, editor of Robot Wisdom, is missing. He resides in Socorro, New Mexico, and was last seen there by his housemate in very early October. Most if not all of his possessions, including his ID card, are still at his residence.
Jorn is a prolific Usenet poster, but his last posting took place on September 30. His last posting on Slashdot was also on September 30. He last accessed his website via an FTP connection from Socorro on October 1.
Link (via MeFi)
[Boing Boing Blog]Ik ben het vaak niet eens met die mens, maar ik volg zijn Robot Wisdom wel al jaren. Soms heeft hij eens de neiging om er inderdaad een tijd vantussen te vallen, maar als hij nu echt helemaal wel zou zijn… spooky.
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