BRIAN: Are you the Real IRA?

REG: Fuck off!

BRIAN: What?

REG: Real IRA. We’re the Continuity IRA! Real IRA. Cawk.

FRANCIS: Wankers.

BRIAN: Can I… join your group?

REG: No. Piss off.

BRIAN: I didn’t want to sell this stuff. It’s only a job. I hate the English as much as anybody.

CONTINUITY IRA: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.

REG: Schtum.

JUDITH: Are you sure?

BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate the English already.

REG: Listen. If you really wanted to join the Continuity IRA, you’d have to really hate the English.

BRIAN: I do!

REG: Oh, yeah? How much?

BRIAN: A lot!

REG: Right. You’re in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the English are the fucking Real IRA.

CONTINUITY IRA: Yeah…

JUDITH: Splitters.

CONTINUITY IRA: Splitters…

FRANCIS: And the Actual IRA.

CONTINUITY IRA: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters…

LORETTA: And the Continuity IRA.

CONTINUITY IRA: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters…

REG: What?

LORETTA: The Continuity IRA. Splitters.

REG: We’re the Continuity IRA!

LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Actual IRA.

REG: Real! C-huh.

FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Actual IRA, Reg?

REG: He’s over there.

CONTINUITY IRA: Splitter.