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’t Is toch wel waar zeker, als een meerderheid beslist om uit Spanje te stappen, dan is het toch totaal onverantwoord dat die smerige Spanjaarden daar tegen zijn?

Dat is toch democratie?

(Ik vraag mij af hoe al die Vlaemsche Helden zouden reageren als, ik zeg zo maar iets, een democratische meerderheid in de rand rond Brussel zou een referendum organiseren over al dan niet afscheuren van Vlaanderen.)

(Ik zeg zomaar iets hé.)

I once was lost, but now I’m found

Ik liep al een tijd rond met de dwanggedachte dat ik dringend Mousline wou eten.

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Mousline: een halve liter water/melk met muskaatnoot en peper en zout doen koken, 200 ml kamertemperatuur melk/water toevoegen, aardappelvlokken in kappen, roeren, een minuut of twee laten staan, hey presto! de beste puree ter wereld.

Ik dacht dat er in de Colruyt wel zou zijn, maar ik vond ze niet, ondanks zeer hard zoeken. Gezocht op de website van Colruyt: blijkt dat ze het wel degelijk in huis hebben.

Volgende keer in deColruyt weer gezocht, weer niet gevonden.

En toen had ik een geniale ingeving: in de MyColruyt-app kunt ge een boodschappenlijst maken en dan sorteren op volgorde van winkelindeling (als ge de pijlen op de vloer volgt, dus).

Eerst Mousline toegevoegd, en dan biefstuk en aarbeienconfituur. Biefstuk is in het begin, confituur op het eind. Mousline lag ertussen. Score! Cola toegevoegd (ongeveer halfweg de winkel): vóór Mousline. Oikos toegevoegd (ongeveer halfweg tussen Cola en confituur): ná Mousline. Mayonaise (ongeveer halfweg tussen biefstuk en Oikos): ná Mousline. Hm. Peperbollen (halfweg tussen Cola en mayonaise): ná Mousline.

Dus Mousline moet ergens tussen de Cola-rayon maar vóor de volgende rayon waar de kruiden staan.

Het heeft nog een tijd geduurd voor ik ze vond: in de dwarsrayon, ergens na de rijst, maar helemaal onderaan links op een schap. Er waren nog twee dozen. Ik heb er één gekocht, en ik heb al spijt dat ik die andere heb laten staan.

Sing me a song

Durf mij tegen te spreken en te zeggen dat dit niet een van de allerschoonste intromuzieken van een tv-serie is:

De muziek is gebaseerd op iets ouds, dat een tekst heeft die veel letterlijker is:

De tekst van dit is gebaseerd op een gedicht van Robert Louis Stevenson, dat over hetzelfde onderwerp gaat:

Sing me a song of a lad that is gone,
Say, could that lad be I?
Merry of soul he sailed on a day
Over the sea to Skye.

Mull was astern, Rum on the port,
Eigg on the starboard bow;
Glory of youth glowed in his soul;
Where is that glory now?

Sing me a song of a lad that is gone,
Say, could that lad be I?
Merry of soul he sailed on a day
Over the sea to Skye.

Give me again all that was there,
Give me the sun that shone!
Give me the eyes, give me the soul,
Give me the lad that’s gone!

Sing me a song of a lad that is gone,
Say, could that lad be I?
Merry of soul he sailed on a day
Over the sea to Skye.

Billow and breeze, islands and seas,
Mountains of rain and sun,
All that was good, all that was fair,
All that was me is gone.

 

En serieus: hoe triestig is deze tekst, als ge weet dat hij gaat over de vlucht van Bonnie Prince Charlie na de slag bij Culloden, waarbij de macht van de Schotse clans voor eens en voor altijd gebroken werd.

“All that was me is gone”: zo erg.

Maar dit is dus, ondanks dat het niet zo enorm hard afwijkt van de oorspronkelijke muziek en tekst, vintage Bear McCreary (die bodhrán! die doedelzak!).

En niet te vergeten, vintage zijn madam, Raya Yarbrough, waar hij al prachtige dingen mee doet sinds de soundtrack van Battlestar Galactica.

(Soms zijn er van die mensen waar ge van omver valt. Bear McCready en Raya Yarbrough zijn er zo.)

(En lees vooral Bear op zijn blog over de muziek zelf ook.)

Links voor 24 oktober 2017

Mobile First, Desktop Worst – prototypr
Mobile First should not be taken as an opportunity to over-simplify and, by the same token, Desktop First should not be taken as an opportunity to pile on complexity.

Facebook moving non-promoted posts out of news feed in trial | Technology | The Guardian
Facebook is testing a major change that would shift non-promoted posts out of its news feed, a move that could be catastrophic for publishers relying on the social network for their audience. A new system being trialled in six countries including Slovakia, Serbia and Sri Lanka sees almost all non-promoted posts shifted over to a secondary feed, leaving the main feed focused entirely on original content from friends, and adverts.

The problem with the Romans is they always try to walk it in
Using Latin phrases is often just verbal bullying, Bullingdon style. So let’s translate phrases into football.

Booking.com — UX Analysis and Responsive Redesign – uxdesign.cc
Zo'n old school artikel begot. Maar wel nostalgisch en wijs: "As a wanderlust and UX designer, I decided to challenge myself by redefining the user experience of Booking.com landing page."

The sad humanity of American Captain, the best anti-superhero comic about superheroes
“American Captain” gives us Steve Rogers (and to a lesser extent his peers) struggling with downtime, professional frustration, 21st century confusion, and post-traumatic stress. We look through the keyhole of the summer blockbuster and find the muted lifeworld of a sickly kid, now a grown man who can bench-press a car, but can’t figure out online banking. He’s the character who is both most and least like the reader, out of place in every room he enters. Steve is racked with guilt: not over losing Bucky, like he always is in the comics, but for not being able to protect his mother from his alcoholic father. For leaving the comm on so Sharon Carter could hear his plane crash. For forgetting to return The Hobbit to the NYPL before he was frozen in the ice. He’s thrilled to discover there’s a new Hobbit movie, but panics at the flame and explosions in the theater. He argues, sometimes passive-aggressively and sometimes aggressively, with everyone, including Nick Fury and Bruce Banner. He is marching, in kindness and honor, to his own destruction.

Melancholie

In de zin van mental gloom and sadness wegens te veel zwarte gal.

Want ik weet niet hoe het met u zit, maar ik word depressief van de wereld. Het nieuws is dag na dag na dag belachelijker, en het lijkt alsof het een donkere tunnen zonder einde is.

En het helpt niet dat ik Devil’s Bargain aan het lezen ben.

Argh.

Links voor 23 oktober 2017

The Mind-Boggling Physics of a Standing Double Backflip | WIRED
Humans can do things. Awesome things. Case in point: this human, named Aaron Cook. Cook can do some serious tumbling (just check out his YouTube channel), but he can also do something extremely difficult—a standing double back tuck (backflip).

Brexit: deals and no deals | Flip Chart Fairy Tales
There are several stages to go through before we agree our future relationship with the EU and a number of points at which it could come to grief. A Cliff Edge Brexit is in no-one’s interest and a Chaotic Brexit would be a disaster. The former ministers who have urged the prime minister to walk away from the talks really should know better. ‘No deal is better than a bad deal’ is the silliest soundbite to come out of the Brexit process. ‘No Deal’ is a bad deal. About as bad as it gets. It’s not something that anyone should be wishing on this country.

Welcome – Mild-Mannered Superman
Why are the Fleischer Superman shorts still remembered today, 75 years later? Because the studio had the money to really spend time on the animation. The story goes that the Fleischers thought doing an adventure serial would be too much work, so they tripled their normal asking price, thinking Paramount would immediately balk. Instead, Paramount wrote the check. The result is an absolutely beautiful set of hand-drawn short films that stand the test of time and are still an inspiration to animators today.

Design Principles

EXCLUSIVE: US Preparing to Put Nuclear Bombers Back on 24-Hour Alert – Defense One
The U.S. Air Force is preparing to put nuclear-armed bombers back on 24-hour ready alert, a status not seen since the Cold War ended in 1991. That means the long-dormant concrete pads at the ends of this base’s 11,000-foot runway — dubbed the “Christmas tree” for their angular markings — could once again find several B-52s parked on them, laden with nuclear weapons and set to take off at a moment’s notice.

Links van 21 oktober 2017 tot 22 oktober 2017

Peter Cook – Wikiwand
In 1961, Cook opened The Establishment, a club at 18 Greek Street in Soho in central London, presenting fellow comedians in a nightclub setting, including American Lenny Bruce. Cook said it was a satirical venue modelled on "those wonderful Berlin cabarets … which did so much to stop the rise of Hitler and prevent the outbreak of the Second World War"

Actieve versus niet-actieve mensen. Hoe zit dat nu juist? – Jan Blommaert (en z’n gedachten)
Het begrippenpaar “actief – niet-actief” klinkt buitengewoon objectief maar het is opvallend hoe de begrippen meteen ook moreel worden geëvalueerd. We kunnen dat zo stellen: "Actieve mensen zijn goed bezig; niet-actieve mensen zijn parasitair en moeten geactiveerd worden." Bovendien zijn deze begrippen ook politiek ingekleurd, en wel op deze manier: "Actieve mensen hoeven geen solidariteit tentoon te spreiden tegenover niet-actieve mensen; deze laatsten worden “in de hangmat gehouden” door socialisten en vakbonden."

Danish numbers
Danish has a rather weird number system.

The Crushing Disappointment of L’Arpège – Eater
Throughout my three-hour meal, a small Pomeranian accompanying a diner sitting behind me barked regularly (albeit at reasonable volume). Waiters ran into each other as if it was everyone’s first day. A staffer set a stack of dirty glasses and empty wine bottles on a trolley inches from my table—and left it there. A runner blew his nose a few feet away; seconds later, he handed me a small casserole dish. There was no toilet paper in the bathroom.

The Staggering Impact of China’s ‘Belt and Road’ Initiative – The Atlantic
Unlike the United States and Europe, China uses aid, trade, and foreign direct investment strategically to build goodwill, expand its political sway, and secure the natural resources it needs to grow. Belt and Road is the most impressive example of this. It is an umbrella initiative of current and future infrastructure projects. In the next decades, China plans to build a thick web of infrastructure around Asia and, through similar initiatives, around the world.

We Can’t Stem the Tide of Language Death – Los Angeles Review of Books
In fact, pitch plays such a huge role in Seenku that it can be “spoken” through music alone, most notably on the traditional xylophone. At last month’s Eid al-Adha celebrations in Burkina Faso, I witnessed a Seenku speaker approach a xylophone player and hold a conversation, but the musician never once opened his mouth: all communication was through the rapid-fire notes he played on the xylophone. This xylophone language accompanies all cultural activities in the village, including funerals, initiation rites, and even traditional healing, but fewer and fewer people are able to understand it. Young people are increasingly reliant on Jula, a major regional language, which gives them access to the city and all that it entails. Before long, the xylophone language will become simply music, aesthetically pleasing but devoid of the immense knowledge that it has contained for generations.

Google and the Resurgence of Italian Design – prototypr
It brings a welcome relief to the ponderously serious design that we see from many other companies, Apple most notably, where there doesn’t seem to be much fun in the design process. And that comes through in the resulting products.

De boemerang van #metoo – De Standaard
Vrouwen gebruiken #metoo om verschillende soorten ongepast gedrag aan te klagen: van obscene commentaren over billenknijpen tot seksuele intimidatie en aanranding. Dit is onfair voor de beide uiteinden van de keten. Wie als zesjarige betast of gepenetreerd werd, vindt wellicht niet dat zijn verhaal recht wordt aangedaan door een hashtag die ook verwijst naar vuilgebekte mannen, zonder onderscheid te maken.

Nostalgie

 

Youtube is niet goed voor een oude mens.

Ik kwam een oude aflevering van Have I Got Noews For You tegen. Met Angus Deayton toen hij nog mocht, met Peter Cook en Douglas Adams toen ze nog leefden.

Met grapjes over prinses Diana die toen ook nog leefde, en the Queen Mum die idem. En Cyril Smith toen hij nog gewoon dik was en niet dood en notoir pedofiel.

Ik herinner me de aflevering nog als was het gisteren. En het was 25 jaar geleden.

Well blow me if it isn’t round four! Which it is fortunately, so that saves us all from a rather embarassing spectacle. 

Links van 19 oktober 2017 tot 21 oktober 2017

I Am Miko Peled, And I Support Jeremy Corbyn’s Courageous Call to “End the Oppression of the Palestinian People” – American Herald Tribune
For nearly two years Zionist groups in the UK and particularly within the Labor Party have been conducting a witch hunt to rid the Labor party of Corbyn supporters, in the hopes of weakening Corbyn himself. The most common and thus far successful tactic was to claim that they are anti-Semitic. Some fifty members of Labor were suspended including the former mayor of London Ken Livingston. But the comments made by these members, many of whom have dedicated their lives to fighting racism, fighting for the disenfranchised and promoting tolerance, were not anti-Semitic but rather out of line with the official Zionist platform. This is a platform which allows no discussion regarding the holocaust and no discussion on the ongoing oppression of the Palestinian people by the “Jewish State.”

Brief aan staats­secretaris Zuhal Demir – De Standaard
U beweert dat wij, wetenschappers, ‘schelden als politici’. Ik daag u uit om één fragment in het Jaarboek aan te wijzen dat op een ‘scheldpartij’ duidt. Behoudens als u vaststellingen die u niet bevallen, per definitie daaronder rekent. Dan zitten we met een serieus probleem en is een ernstig gesprek, waartoe u oproept, maar dat u nu al twee keer uit de weg bent gegaan, niet mogelijk. Zo’n debat moet méér zijn dan ballen heen en weer kaatsen.

OVERZICHT. Zoveel zwakke weggebruikers raakten in uw gemeent… – Het Nieuwsblad
Zucht. Niet echt nuttig, dus: "Een belangrijke kanttekening bij de cijfers is dat het gaat om slachtoffers langs gewestwegen. Dat zijn wegen waarvan niet de gemeenten bevoegd zijn voor de infrastructuur maar het Vlaams Gewest. Het enige wat de gemeenten kunnen doen om de situatie te beveiligen zijn maatregelen als gemachtigde opzichters opstellen of bloembakken plaatsen. Ongevallen met zwakke weggebruikers op andere wegen zijn niet opgenomen in deze cijfers."

Trump judicial nominee: I discriminate against gay people, and trans kids are part of “Satan’s plan” – Vox
“Guess what? I attend a conservative Baptist church. We discriminate, all right. On the basis of sexual orientation, we discriminate,” Jeff Mateer said in a 2015 speech at the National Religious Liberties Conference. “Does that mean I can’t be a judge? In some states, I think that’s true, unfortunately.” The remark isn’t the only anti-LGBTQ comment Mateer has made over the years. He also argued that same-sex marriage is unconstitutional, that marriage equality is a “challenge” for Christians, and that transgender children are part of “Satan’s plan.”

Microsoft’s Surface Book 2 is what the next MacBook Pro should be (but almost certainly won’t) | ZDNet
Apple has gone from leading the way when it came to high-performance laptops to getting mired in mediocre updates and gimmicks such as the Touch Bar. On the other hand, Microsoft is pushing the boundaries and creating powerhouse laptops aimed at professionals and creative types.

Cosplay Team Magma!

Ziet, de kinders hebben hun eigen kostuums gemaakt voor Facts:

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’t Is Team Magma, ha! ‘

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Het was al lang geleden

Ik ga dit weekend achter de computer zitten en programmeren: ik had een tijd geleden iets gemaakt voor Refu-Interim, dat is nu al een tijd in intensief gebruik, en na brainstorms en workshops en nadenken allerhande was er een reeks change requests.

Zoudt ge willen geloven dat ik al twee uur verspeeld heb met alleen maar de werkomgeving weer opzetten op mijn computer? En git te temmen? En database-shizzle in orde te krijgen? En ime en thumbnail caches en statische-file-generators? En mij te herinneren hoe het weer zat met virtualenv op de server?

Maar hey! ’t Is allemaal (denk ik) (hoop ik) in orde. En dus kan er een marathon beginnen. Met allemaal dingen die er eenvoudig uitzien maar eigenlijk zeer lastig zijn, en allerlei dingen die er zeer moeilijk uitzien maar eigenlijk doodsimpel.

Zoals altijd bij programmeerdingen, dus. 🙂

Fucking lang leve AVE

Heerlijke mens. Dit is zijn take op de adpocalypse:

Links van 18 oktober 2017 tot 19 oktober 2017

My Interview With a Rohingya Refugee: What Do You Say to a Woman Whose Baby Was Thrown Into a Fire? – The New York Times
As I walked out of the refugee camp, my phone rang. The instant I said hello, my wife could hear it in my voice.

“What’s wrong?” she asked.

“I just finished the worst interview of my life,” I said.

Iran’s Khamenei: We’ll observe Deal if Europe does, despite “Charlatan,” Trump
Iran’s clerical Leader, Ali Khamenei, said on Wednesday that he did not intend to engage in a tit for tat with Donald Trump, who had attacked Iran in a speech last week. “Naturally, I do not want to spend time right now in replying to the fables and falsehoods of this charlatan president of the republic. . .” He added that replying to such as Trump is “a waste of time.”

The Story of CSS Grid, from Its Creators · An A List Apart Article
On October 17th, Microsoft’s Edge browser shipped its implementation of CSS Grid. This is a milestone for a number of reasons. First, it means that all major browsers now support this incredible layout tool. Second, it means that all major browsers rolled out their implementations in a single year(!), a terrific example of standards success and cross-browser collaboration. But third, and perhaps most interestingly, it closes the loop on a process that has been more than 20 years in the making.

Warning of ‘ecological Armageddon’ after dramatic plunge in insect numbers | Environment | The Guardian
The abundance of flying insects has plunged by three-quarters over the past 25 years, according to a new study that has shocked scientists. The cause of the huge decline is as yet unclear, although the destruction of wild areas and widespread use of pesticides are the most likely factors and climate change may play a role. The scientists were able to rule out weather and changes to landscape in the reserves as causes, but data on pesticide levels has not been collected.

20 Things Men Can Do RTFN to Support Women – Helen Rosner – Medium
Here we are, now, having to say “as far as I know” about our good dude friends, because the truth is that probably plenty of guys are good dude friends unless you’re the one or two or fifteen women they crossed a line with, whether or not they realize they crossed a line. I haven’t been personally assaulted by this guy, I guess is the only thing I can really say.

Halloween DIY: Necro-Crafting Spider Legs ⋆ EAT THE DEAD – HALLOWEEN FOOD AND HORROR RECIPES
How to make nightmarish spider legs to gift to the most arachnophobic of your friends and family.

EAT THE DEAD – HALLOWEEN FOOD AND HORROR RECIPES
Welcome to the Devil’s Kitchen! ⋆

LIVIN farms – The first home farm for edible insects – Buy the first farm for edible insects and some roasted mealworms
Start a food revolution out of your kitchen with the Hive™ and grow healthy, delicious and sustainable mealworms in your home.

#hashtaghoeren | Filip Aerts blogt
Word. "De sexy hashtag lokt vooral de aandachtshoer, die de kans ziet om voortrekkertje te spelen en, zeker als het om collectieve verontwaardiging gaat, zich te verwarmen aan de straling van de gegarandeerde ego-hypernova."

All that we share

In tijden van wij en zij, van man en vrouw, van politiek en geloof en hashtags, misschien toch nog even deze. Hou alvast uw zakdoeken bij de hand.

 

Links van 17 oktober 2017 tot 18 oktober 2017

John McCain’s Final Act Is War Against Trump
When he thumbs-downed the Republican health-care plan three months ago, McCain shocked the news media and members of both parties. He had previously displayed barely any interest in the issue at hand, and for more than a decade served as a largely reliable partisan vote that belied his reputation as a “maverick.” Indeed, the maverick legend had grown so stale that many people, especially liberals, dismissed it as nothing but a legend. But McCain is making it perfectly clear that, in the final chapter of his political career, he has gone into opposition again.

Wijkbewoners meten zelf hoe snel auto’s rijden: het resultaa… (Gent) – Het Nieuwsblad
“De resultaten zijn onthutsend”, zegt buurtbewoner Jan Moesen. “Van de 1.506 voertuigen die we controleerden, reden er 1.204 te snel. Dat is net geen tachtig procent.” De bewoners waren vijf dagen in actie en controleerden negen uur lang tijdens de spitsuren, onder andere op de Meulesteedsesteenweg en in de Voorhavenlaan, de Londenstraat en de Voormuide.

Working at Google seemed like a dream job. The reality has been a tedious, pointless nightmare. – The Washington Post
My resume will have that holy header, Google, above a few bullets — though after this essay I can probably forget about references — but what words will follow the bullets? Evangelized? Shaped the world? Facilitated cross-functional optimizations? How will I answer some future interviewer who inquires: What did you do as a talent channels specialist?

I Watched 15 Hours of ‘Fox & Friends’ and I Want to Die – VICE
Watching the show is like dropping down a bottomless pit. Eventually, you no longer feel like you're falling—the constant whoosh of half-truths and gleefully delivered apocalyptic provocations becomes your new equilibrium. It no longer matters what the story is or where it comes from—above you or below you, left or right—it feels like it is coming for you. It's news as a planet-covering hurricane of hatred and misfortune heading right toward your family, with outrage as the only available defense.

The Tall Stovepipe-Style Hat: An Indispensable Part of Welsh Women in National Costume From the 19th Century ~ vintage everyday
First appeared during the 1830s, the Welsh hat worn by women as part of Welsh national costume is a tall stovepipe-style hat, similar to a top hat, or the capotain. It is still worn by women, and particularly schoolgirls, in Wales on St David's Day, but rarely on other occasions.

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